As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24221. | Aslam (aslam__nijami) | 49.35 | 95% | 2022-11-06 |
| 24222. | Kurochi (kurochi_cyril) | 49.35 | 94.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 24223. | FRB (joestroker) | 49.35 | 91% | 2019-05-16 |
| 24224. | Pranav (pranav0p) | 49.34 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 24225. | Nathanael (nathanael2004) | 49.34 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 24226. | tstats[suraj_hs] (suraj_hs) | 49.34 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 24227. | mags (maggieface) | 49.33 | 95.2% | 2023-09-27 |
| 24228. | Danny (dannywil5) | 49.33 | 95% | 2019-11-18 |
| 24229. | Roi (roi1255) | 49.33 | 95% | 2020-05-20 |
| 24230. | overlast (overlast) | 49.33 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
| 24231. | Ossian (ossiank) | 49.32 | 93% | 2022-09-21 |
| 24232. | Cow (chromefox4) | 49.32 | 90% | 2016-04-11 |
| 24233. | Jerry (elonmosque) | 49.31 | 98% | 2016-07-20 |
| 24234. | Marco (capitanoano) | 49.31 | 92% | 2019-09-23 |
| 24235. | Dew2118 (dew_2118) | 49.30 | 94% | 2021-07-23 |
| 24236. | erbol (erbolxac) | 49.30 | 94% | 2022-03-24 |
| 24237. | Benjamin (dx_racer) | 49.29 | 95% | 2019-03-19 |
| 24238. | Lord (lord_shaitan) | 49.29 | 94% | 2015-11-22 |
| 24239. | maximo (maximoc04) | 49.29 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 24240. | speedyqwertalez (i_am_a_nooby) | 49.29 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 24241. | dry (need_for_bandwidth) | 49.29 | 95% | 2022-08-22 |
| 24242. | Antreas (antreas_antoniou) | 49.29 | 95.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 24243. | Ismail (ismyle121) | 49.27 | 93% | 2015-07-17 |
| 24244. | VastoLordePy (vastolordepy) | 49.27 | 95% | 2021-04-13 |
| 24245. | Autistic (autisticpanini) | 49.26 | 94% | 2017-09-21 |
| 24246. | Abdumalik (abdirahad) | 49.26 | 95% | 2022-04-24 |
| 24247. | Rika (rika_noka) | 49.25 | 95% | 2022-11-03 |
| 24248. | DataDev (tinysingh) | 49.25 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 24249. | Need Shoti (russel27) | 49.24 | 96% | 2016-06-25 |
| 24250. | Napuc (napuc) | 49.24 | 91% | 2016-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |