Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1329. | sonderr (battery_sr) | 88.86 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
| 1330. | 100% (100percentaccurate) | 88.84 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 1331. | What (nlghtman) | 88.81 | 98% | 2018-08-11 |
| 1332. | rraei (rraei) | 88.78 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 1333. | manny1 (manny_101) | 88.78 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 1334. | TuringTest (poweld) | 88.77 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
| 1335. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 88.77 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1336. | yorha (automata) | 88.73 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1337. | Matthew (matthhkb2) | 88.71 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 1338. | Sean (danglefest20) | 88.71 | 96% | 2018-09-01 |
| 1339. | Phil (philadendron) | 88.71 | 98% | 2017-09-14 |
| 1340. | Kevin (p0cketgod) | 88.69 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 1341. | (roiii) | 88.68 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
| 1342. | Carter (thecartel) | 88.66 | 98% | 2018-02-27 |
| 1343. | Beast (flyeaglesfly) | 88.63 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 1344. | ad (quqquqqqu) | 88.62 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 1345. | Maxim (maxim_pervu) | 88.60 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 1346. | 102348 (102348) | 88.59 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
| 1347. | KuyateClanYT (kuyateclanyt) | 88.56 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 1348. | pktenshi (zettai) | 88.54 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1349. | E dog (evan819) | 88.53 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 1350. | DrDynamic (drdynamic) | 88.52 | 99% | 2018-06-12 |
| 1351. | Allen (coraza) | 88.52 | 98% | 2019-06-15 |
| 1352. | Mitchell (mpatt1012) | 88.45 | 96% | 2017-11-11 |
| 1353. | patel to the metal (wildsv2) | 88.44 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1354. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 88.44 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 1355. | Rodger (rodgerjohnson) | 88.43 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
| 1356. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 88.42 | 96% | 2018-08-22 |
| 1357. | maestro (maestro778) | 88.41 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 1358. | Bird (rockarmy) | 88.41 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |