The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25172. | Mirko2221 (vlaran) | 63.76 | 89% | 2013-03-18 |
| 25173. | JazzEagle (jazzeagle) | 63.76 | 95% | 2014-07-27 |
| 25174. | rawwell (rawwell) | 63.76 | 96% | 2013-01-21 |
| 25175. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 63.76 | 88% | 2015-05-15 |
| 25176. | Ali (nology) | 63.75 | 98% | 2012-04-10 |
| 25177. | Cathal (cathalbui) | 63.75 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 25178. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 63.75 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 25179. | Christos (christosdi) | 63.75 | 91% | 2012-12-10 |
| 25180. | Loc (loc_phan) | 63.74 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 25181. | svapnil007 (svapnil007) | 63.74 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 25182. | Paris (parwon) | 63.74 | 95.9% | 2021-02-10 |
| 25183. | Kevin (fs822) | 63.74 | 95% | 2016-06-17 |
| 25184. | Brandon (magicman1358) | 63.74 | 89% | 2013-12-08 |
| 25185. | Mimi (mimzo) | 63.74 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 25186. | Sentek (sentek) | 63.74 | 91% | 2014-12-28 |
| 25187. | laura (laura2010xx) | 63.74 | 94% | 2013-02-18 |
| 25188. | Lorenzo (ren2k) | 63.73 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
| 25189. | Lublu (lublu) | 63.73 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 25190. | Josh (belewcookies) | 63.73 | 95% | 2021-08-27 |
| 25191. | Mohammed (guitarist999) | 63.73 | 94% | 2022-01-05 |
| 25192. | My (z0rtzp1zku) | 63.73 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 25193. | Handi (playboyinsaf) | 63.73 | 91% | 2015-03-30 |
| 25194. | Maxi (maxi) | 63.73 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 25195. | Bud (budmc29) | 63.73 | 97% | 2016-05-02 |
| 25196. | SuperTux (supertux32) | 63.72 | 94% | 2021-02-26 |
| 25197. | Lumobile (nomisul) | 63.72 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 25198. | mak (makvn) | 63.72 | 94% | 2012-08-02 |
| 25199. | David (blackwhole) | 63.71 | 96% | 2012-12-09 |
| 25200. | Minh Anh (gokamiso) | 63.71 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 25201. | Saket (saketraj) | 63.71 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |