So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16803. | parth (parthb) | 73.46 | 91% | 2014-07-16 |
| 16804. | Teh (alias3e) | 73.45 | 97% | 2016-01-22 |
| 16805. | return NULL; (honor12) | 73.45 | 95% | 2021-12-07 |
| 16806. | Sadan (ultimates4ndm4n) | 73.45 | 97% | 2014-02-24 |
| 16807. | Keoven (nelvindriz) | 73.45 | 98% | 2014-05-21 |
| 16808. | Igor (exdark) | 73.45 | 95% | 2016-05-30 |
| 16809. | Radien (radien7) | 73.45 | 98% | 2014-01-13 |
| 16810. | Noe (noe7) | 73.45 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| 16811. | ikon (ikon) | 73.45 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 16812. | Teddy (teddyg7777) | 73.44 | 98% | 2013-11-27 |
| 16813. | Karll (karll_k) | 73.44 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 16814. | Hacky (honza4) | 73.44 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 16815. | Anand (yesoko) | 73.44 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 16816. | User (redytedy) | 73.44 | 95% | 2015-04-25 |
| 16817. | Parm (parm_85) | 73.44 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 16818. | WongTang (dalord44) | 73.44 | 96% | 2013-10-30 |
| 16819. | Michael (mspain0729) | 73.43 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 16820. | robloxyboy1212 (robloxyboy2... | 73.43 | 97.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 16821. | Polish Mike (maik0) | 73.43 | 96% | 2012-09-29 |
| 16822. | maxf (maxf8) | 73.43 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
| 16823. | James (multipoke) | 73.43 | 87% | 2012-09-09 |
| 16824. | Slugmaster (slugmaster) | 73.43 | 95% | 2016-09-10 |
| 16825. | Adam (adammasterx) | 73.42 | 94.7% | 2023-06-12 |
| 16826. | Co_shu_nie (adizer0) | 73.42 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 16827. | Nikhil (nik9) | 73.42 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 16828. | MochaStarling (mochastarling) | 73.42 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
| 16829. | Sam (monkeh_type_fast) | 73.42 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 16830. | Yoga (eggnormous) | 73.42 | 96% | 2018-11-03 |
| 16831. | KJ (hobnobunited) | 73.42 | 98% | 2015-04-09 |
| 16832. | Oatty (badzerror) | 73.42 | 96% | 2011-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |