As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6967. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 91.18 | 95% | 2016-08-02 |
| 6968. | serien (serien_) | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
| 6969. | Jacob (shrimploin) | 91.17 | 96% | 2016-05-05 |
| 6970. | abortionismurder (abortioni... | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
| 6971. | Brian (ssjbrian69) | 91.17 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 6972. | llarin (krypton1an) | 91.17 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 6973. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 91.16 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 6974. | illeagle (illeagle) | 91.16 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 6975. | ezpzlmao (ezpzlmao) | 91.16 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 6976. | yesman (yesman9527) | 91.16 | 100% | 2021-05-23 |
| 6977. | Joel (joeldaniel) | 91.15 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 6978. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 91.15 | 98% | 2016-05-24 |
| 6979. | melon (iammelon) | 91.14 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 6980. | pri (prinni) | 91.14 | 98% | 2017-01-29 |
| 6981. | Hajeeq (jeeqonkeys) | 91.14 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 6982. | garz (zerogarz) | 91.14 | 95% | 2015-12-18 |
| 6983. | 575depression (maxdotcom) | 91.13 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 6984. | tstats[fuexfollets] (fuexfo... | 91.13 | 95.9% | 2023-09-08 |
| 6985. | Ben (hhkbpro) | 91.13 | 98% | 2016-02-17 |
| 6986. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 91.13 | 96% | 2017-08-23 |
| 6987. | Auram (auram) | 91.12 | 96.9% | 2025-02-09 |
| 6988. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 91.12 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
| 6989. | blank (typingi) | 91.12 | 97% | 2016-12-31 |
| 6990. | Wolf (lukathewolf) | 91.11 | 97% | 2024-11-18 |
| 6991. | C (ccc123) | 91.11 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 6992. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 91.11 | 97.7% | 2023-12-21 |
| 6993. | Nor (nor9864) | 91.11 | 95% | 2016-05-10 |
| 6994. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 91.10 | 94% | 2017-02-25 |
| 6995. | David (nunyobusiness) | 91.10 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
| 6996. | good (wwong555) | 91.09 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |