Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2694. | Devcar03 (devcar03) | 79.39 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2695. | CJ (cannedair) | 79.38 | 98% | 2017-07-27 |
| 2696. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 79.36 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
| 2697. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 79.36 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
| 2698. | Kristiyan (klenki) | 79.35 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2699. | Bruce (milothatch) | 79.35 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 2700. | Kevin (hylo28) | 79.34 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 2701. | Zaraostra (zaraostra) | 79.32 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 2702. | bappo (fuzionzer0) | 79.32 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 2703. | Eric (envyhope) | 79.31 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 2704. | Futurology (futureology) | 79.30 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 2705. | Raj (raj3) | 79.30 | 99% | 2020-09-22 |
| 2706. | peppermint (violetnunez01) | 79.28 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 2707. | konor (konor3) | 79.27 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 2708. | hello (winter_tree) | 79.26 | 95% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2709. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 79.24 | 97% | 2018-10-08 |
| 2710. | Max (maxbro) | 79.23 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 2711. | typer (carpeltypist) | 79.23 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 2712. | Patrick (pmac) | 79.23 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| 2713. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 79.22 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 2714. | Propermunch (propermunch) | 79.22 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 2715. | Candy (candydealer69) | 79.20 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 2716. | Fire Fingers McGee (chrozick) | 79.19 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 2717. | R (rg76) | 79.19 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 2718. | FrolickeR (frolicker) | 79.18 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 2719. | Weslly (weslly) | 79.18 | 99% | 2017-12-28 |
| 2720. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 79.16 | 96% | 2019-11-02 |
| 2721. | chris (chrisdu12) | 79.15 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 2722. | Fjell osu (preify) | 79.13 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 2723. | ok (herbaltea) | 79.13 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |