I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12467. | malik (ordiokin) | 83.43 | 97.7% | 2023-10-02 |
| 12468. | Greg (gregdahwhale) | 83.43 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 12469. | 愛 ﻉ√٥ﺎ💜 (ksugia... | 83.43 | 99% | 2019-12-17 |
| 12470. | Guest (howareyoutoday) | 83.43 | 99% | 2018-11-03 |
| 12471. | The D Legend (the_d_legend) | 83.42 | 97.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 12472. | Jojopup123 (joanne225) | 83.42 | 95% | 2017-03-26 |
| 12473. | brix (brixx_sucks_at_typing) | 83.41 | 99% | 2022-03-22 |
| 12474. | Ana (ana1013) | 83.40 | 98% | 2025-05-02 |
| 12475. | Andy (andytrec3) | 83.40 | 97.1% | 2025-05-20 |
| 12476. | Brunt (thatters) | 83.40 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 12477. | Shub (shub01) | 83.40 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 12478. | Polar (polar_6275) | 83.39 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 12479. | Amit (amitjatav03) | 83.39 | 100% | 2023-03-20 |
| 12480. | damList (damanthm) | 83.39 | 99% | 2021-11-01 |
| 12481. | Kunal (boomlion) | 83.39 | 98% | 2023-09-22 |
| 12482. | Isaac (inied) | 83.39 | 94% | 2020-08-01 |
| 12483. | Max (maxbro) | 83.38 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 12484. | Simon (szheng17) | 83.38 | 95.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 12485. | Jackson (neatoburrito) | 83.37 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 12486. | Christopher (chrischafin) | 83.37 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 12487. | Lucas (lukasyoi2) | 83.37 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 12488. | Parag (parag776) | 83.37 | 99% | 2022-07-30 |
| 12489. | DelBoski (delbboski) | 83.37 | 99% | 2018-01-31 |
| 12490. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 83.37 | 99% | 2017-09-22 |
| 12491. | Cau Be (caubelangthang) | 83.37 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 12492. | Ben (god_0f_typing) | 83.36 | 99% | 2023-01-26 |
| 12493. | dante (vincent_is_bad) | 83.36 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 12494. | pop (poopppp) | 83.36 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 12495. | V¹ҡҡʏ (littlevikky_) | 83.36 | 100% | 2021-11-14 |
| 12496. | Morgan (iffy_m) | 83.36 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |