Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28606. | Mike (monkety) | 55.60 | 93% | 2016-01-08 |
| 28607. | Sajid (sajid006) | 55.60 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 28608. | Pythian (illzelotx) | 55.60 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 28609. | Billy (super1ha1) | 55.59 | 94% | 2016-07-31 |
| 28610. | AnhDQ (anhdq) | 55.59 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 28611. | squash (squashcar) | 55.59 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 28612. | Ador (ridoykhan468@yahoo.com) | 55.58 | 97% | 2014-03-20 |
| 28613. | Henry (squidhs) | 55.58 | 89% | 2016-11-10 |
| 28614. | tWINKLE (twinkle_414) | 55.58 | 93% | 2014-10-20 |
| 28615. | Paul (paulm_drive) | 55.58 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 28616. | moses (mowoses) | 55.58 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 28617. | Laz (lazzo) | 55.58 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 28618. | Bloxxer (bloxxerboi_rblx) | 55.58 | 95% | 2022-02-10 |
| 28619. | Lon (lonfgt) | 55.57 | 92% | 2014-07-07 |
| 28620. | Jennifer (fa0107) | 55.57 | 96% | 2015-05-23 |
| 28621. | Ali161102 (ali161102) | 55.57 | 94% | 2017-03-03 |
| 28622. | Daniel (danielquiceno) | 55.56 | 94% | 2015-04-07 |
| 28623. | Đạt (luongdat) | 55.56 | 84% | 2011-11-01 |
| 28624. | Misty (neptune) | 55.56 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 28625. | sugz (sugz) | 55.56 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 28626. | eric (ericl813) | 55.56 | 94% | 2017-03-31 |
| 28627. | phu (d4nt3) | 55.56 | 92% | 2012-02-15 |
| 28628. | Gail (gail2_rickman) | 55.56 | 95% | 2012-02-25 |
| 28629. | китаец (artur_) | 55.56 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 28630. | maxaroni (maxaron1) | 55.56 | 97.2% | 2023-09-16 |
| 28631. | DavDaBomb21 (davdabomb21) | 55.55 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| 28632. | AnhNV (ngoctubk) | 55.55 | 93% | 2015-06-18 |
| 28633. | Pooja (poopooja) | 55.55 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 28634. | Duy (fatmummy) | 55.55 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 28635. | Irvin (irvinrod8) | 55.55 | 93% | 2022-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |