I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3553. | (twenty_one_21) | 66.98 | 98% | 2026-02-11 |
| 3554. | (sar4hog2) | 66.97 | 95% | 2024-12-23 |
| 3555. | (p0nytail) | 66.92 | 97.2% | 2024-03-28 |
| 3556. | (slickfalcon) | 66.88 | 96.7% | 2025-03-18 |
| 3557. | (turtleknight) | 66.83 | 97% | 2024-07-25 |
| 3558. | (ambandi) | 66.54 | 97% | 2025-05-31 |
| 3559. | (jtasher3) | 66.50 | 95.9% | 2024-06-02 |
| 3560. | (roror12) | 66.50 | 96% | 2025-07-28 |
| 3561. | (husian323) | 66.49 | 97% | 2024-04-27 |
| 3562. | Tonkata (_tonkata_) | 66.32 | 95.5% | 2023-05-19 |
| 3563. | (stakaman) | 66.28 | 96.4% | 2025-03-28 |
| 3564. | Kunal (boomlion) | 66.19 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 3565. | kin (kinhinyero) | 66.06 | 96% | 2024-10-16 |
| 3566. | (pulgster) | 66.01 | 94% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3567. | Elyas (ela_man13) | 66.00 | 94.1% | 2024-01-03 |
| 3568. | (bonsaitree28) | 65.96 | 95% | 2024-11-13 |
| 3569. | Max (max_ma) | 65.93 | 97% | 2025-11-20 |
| 3570. | (pavok) | 65.90 | 96.7% | 2024-11-04 |
| 3571. | Richwan Gharti Chhetri (ric... | 65.88 | 98% | 2025-06-04 |
| 3572. | (vassiliy) | 65.88 | 97% | 2025-01-11 |
| 3573. | (jbmoak) | 65.86 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 3574. | (pixql) | 65.85 | 94% | 2026-01-29 |
| 3575. | (gsiaf) | 65.82 | 95.4% | 2024-06-10 |
| 3576. | (sirasil) | 65.68 | 97% | 2024-05-11 |
| 3577. | (fryyedup) | 65.58 | 95% | 2023-10-07 |
| 3578. | (ibrah1m) | 65.56 | 95% | 2023-04-26 |
| 3579. | (da_moan) | 65.52 | 95% | 2025-02-20 |
| 3580. | (alexkai) | 65.45 | 94.3% | 2023-05-19 |
| 3581. | (astroide0808) | 65.42 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 3582. | (wokeupdayruined) | 65.36 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |