I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
156 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16156. | mupppet (mcmuppet) | 73.98 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 16157. | Static (statica) | 73.98 | 96.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16158. | nawap (nawapkumar) | 73.98 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 16159. | Jatin (jcsteelbender) | 73.98 | 93% | 2022-03-27 |
| 16160. | Jason (aim1) | 73.98 | 95% | 2019-02-20 |
| 16161. | Johan (joehan) | 73.97 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 16162. | Taiki (taikioberti) | 73.97 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 16163. | Sylv (sylvanestri) | 73.97 | 94% | 2019-12-23 |
| 16164. | dom (domaniquepham) | 73.97 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 16165. | Elibay (elibay98) | 73.97 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 16166. | kyoubayashi (kyoubayashi09) | 73.96 | 97% | 2025-01-22 |
| 16167. | Trevor (sehguh) | 73.96 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 16168. | Josh (thicccmartian) | 73.96 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 16169. | Sephiroth (jukethehitman) | 73.96 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 16170. | newman (knyu) | 73.96 | 97% | 2021-02-18 |
| 16171. | Jay (scuba44s) | 73.96 | 98% | 2019-09-20 |
| 16172. | Never gonna wort you up (ki... | 73.95 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
| 16173. | MAX (max_1) | 73.95 | 97.7% | 2021-02-18 |
| 16174. | Edrick (beezdrickz) | 73.95 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 16175. | SWAPNIL (swapnil326) | 73.95 | 97% | 2021-02-02 |
| 16176. | Ned (eritas) | 73.95 | 97% | 2017-01-22 |
| 16177. | takuthis (hachiyuki_lover) | 73.95 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
| 16178. | Max (chocolatepuma) | 73.95 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 16179. | Arturs (hupapupa) | 73.95 | 94% | 2018-01-27 |
| 16180. | Kentaro (k3n74r0) | 73.95 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
| 16181. | Nicholas (nicoc28) | 73.94 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 16182. | Shaun (scuffedorangutan) | 73.94 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 16183. | Brett (brettshaw) | 73.94 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 16184. | Katrina Marie (marquez_08) | 73.93 | 97% | 2025-05-11 |
| 16185. | Trevor (megatrevornant) | 73.93 | 97% | 2025-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |