I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15798. | Static (statica) | 73.98 | 96.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 15799. | nawap (nawapkumar) | 73.98 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 15800. | Jatin (jcsteelbender) | 73.98 | 93% | 2022-03-27 |
| 15801. | Bismith (bismith) | 73.98 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 15802. | Jason (aim1) | 73.98 | 95% | 2019-02-20 |
| 15803. | Johan (joehan) | 73.97 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 15804. | Taiki (taikioberti) | 73.97 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 15805. | Sylv (sylvanestri) | 73.97 | 94% | 2019-12-23 |
| 15806. | dom (domaniquepham) | 73.97 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 15807. | Elibay (elibay98) | 73.97 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 15808. | kyoubayashi (kyoubayashi09) | 73.96 | 97% | 2025-01-22 |
| 15809. | Trevor (sehguh) | 73.96 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 15810. | Sephiroth (jukethehitman) | 73.96 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 15811. | Josh (thicccmartian) | 73.96 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 15812. | newman (knyu) | 73.96 | 97% | 2021-02-18 |
| 15813. | Jay (scuba44s) | 73.96 | 98% | 2019-09-20 |
| 15814. | Never gonna wort you up (ki... | 73.95 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
| 15815. | MAX (max_1) | 73.95 | 97.7% | 2021-02-18 |
| 15816. | Edrick (beezdrickz) | 73.95 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 15817. | SWAPNIL (swapnil326) | 73.95 | 97% | 2021-02-02 |
| 15818. | Ned (eritas) | 73.95 | 97% | 2017-01-22 |
| 15819. | takuthis (hachiyuki_lover) | 73.95 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
| 15820. | Max (chocolatepuma) | 73.95 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 15821. | Arturs (hupapupa) | 73.95 | 94% | 2018-01-27 |
| 15822. | Kentaro (k3n74r0) | 73.95 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
| 15823. | Nicholas (nicoc28) | 73.94 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 15824. | Shaun (scuffedorangutan) | 73.94 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 15825. | Brett (brettshaw) | 73.94 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 15826. | Katrina Marie (marquez_08) | 73.93 | 97% | 2025-05-11 |
| 15827. | 2SCucumber (vincicheung361) | 73.93 | 95% | 2022-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |