And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9940. | Zviad (ზვიად) (ha... | 98.06 | 97% | 2015-08-10 |
| 9941. | Wesley (wesilii) | 98.06 | 99% | 2020-06-01 |
| 9942. | α+ßx+ε (wrodar) | 98.06 | 98% | 2015-02-10 |
| 9943. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 98.06 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 9944. | GUTIERREZ (dramatik) | 98.06 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 9945. | Saffron (saffronolive) | 98.06 | 97% | 2014-01-22 |
| 9946. | crazy bus (tersen) | 98.05 | 94% | 2014-02-11 |
| 9947. | minus_one (minus_one) | 98.05 | 95% | 2015-01-31 |
| 9948. | Arthur (sir_loin) | 98.04 | 95% | 2011-09-02 |
| 9949. | jay3332 (jay3332) | 98.04 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 9950. | Alan (nalan) | 98.04 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 9951. | ZaTh (zathz) | 98.04 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 9952. | Iam (mchudgens) | 98.03 | 92% | 2011-05-26 |
| 9953. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 98.03 | 100% | 2021-06-04 |
| 9954. | Khan (mani_khan) | 98.03 | 99% | 2023-07-16 |
| 9955. | Thellamalord (thellamalord) | 98.03 | 96% | 2016-01-03 |
| 9956. | Christian (loathsome) | 98.02 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 9957. | Fooee (qrice) | 98.02 | 96.6% | 2023-05-31 |
| 9958. | Max (max2004awesome) | 98.02 | 99% | 2021-06-30 |
| 9959. | Gabriel (gabsabi) | 98.02 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 9960. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 98.02 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 9961. | Your Mother (alldubs) | 98.01 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 9962. | Lukas (ragason) | 98.01 | 94% | 2013-09-16 |
| 9963. | oreo (allthingsoreo) | 98.00 | 99% | 2022-11-29 |
| 9964. | Wesseley (wesseley) | 98.00 | 97% | 2022-07-24 |
| 9965. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 98.00 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 9966. | Dillon (dillpickle1031) | 98.00 | 91% | 2015-06-11 |
| 9967. | AJ (nejilee88) | 98.00 | 95% | 2016-03-31 |
| 9968. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 98.00 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 9969. | The Last Rocket (dirtysouth) | 98.00 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |