The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8561. | Ben (fanofband) | 92.04 | 93% | 2013-12-01 |
| 8562. | rdw (madison437) | 92.04 | 94% | 2013-11-15 |
| 8563. | WellHungOver (jmpayne) | 92.04 | 96% | 2016-02-25 |
| 8564. | goth girls (joehandsome) | 92.03 | 97.8% | 2023-08-14 |
| 8565. | Danny (dannyfeng) | 92.03 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 8566. | 7777 😂 (frozenbagsmelting) | 92.03 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8567. | Isaac (neontrotsky) | 92.03 | 90% | 2015-11-13 |
| 8568. | Youtomia (youtomia) | 92.03 | 92% | 2012-07-02 |
| 8569. | tannoobkod (tannoobkodz) | 92.03 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
| 8570. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 92.03 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 8571. | moghz (mogh) | 92.03 | 95% | 2016-02-25 |
| 8572. | knowagh (gnoweagh) | 92.02 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 8573. | na (nanaracer) | 92.02 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 8574. | Brandon (bchung00) | 92.02 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 8575. | Andy (gunwing54) | 92.02 | 93% | 2017-05-01 |
| 8576. | Ian (holeyness) | 92.02 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 8577. | ARTHUR (4rthur) | 92.01 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 8578. | Hendo (slimshadylfc) | 92.01 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 8579. | Evan (evon_schmidt) | 92.01 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 8580. | numdegased (numdegased) | 92.01 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 8581. | w (artemisfowl3rd) | 92.01 | 93% | 2013-12-13 |
| 8582. | MawcDrums (mawcdrums) | 92.01 | 93% | 2015-09-13 |
| 8583. | Tahiti (sbattula) | 92.01 | 97% | 2012-12-17 |
| 8584. | Eric (edang344) | 92.00 | 96% | 2016-11-03 |
| 8585. | Yadira (yadirairiz) | 92.00 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
| 8586. | Reap (phengwei) | 92.00 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 8587. | kalski (kalski) | 92.00 | 96% | 2018-01-15 |
| 8588. | Cid (cidmctab) | 92.00 | 96% | 2015-05-25 |
| 8589. | Marnier (grandxmarnier) | 91.99 | 99% | 2017-06-17 |
| 8590. | Dylan (deedub) | 91.99 | 91% | 2016-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |