Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34485. | Joanna (jordgubbssolero) | 45.27 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 34486. | Anwar (anwar) | 45.27 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 34487. | Matei (asteroidul_x) | 45.26 | 95% | 2023-10-06 |
| 34488. | Miles (wafflegamer99) | 45.26 | 95% | 2018-03-16 |
| 34489. | Patara (supershroom) | 45.26 | 93% | 2014-06-26 |
| 34490. | Johnny (jaaycee) | 45.26 | 93% | 2011-09-01 |
| 34491. | wenjie (wenjie) | 45.26 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 34492. | Personal (immrfly) | 45.25 | 91% | 2017-02-01 |
| 34493. | Ravager1331 (ravager013) | 45.25 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 34494. | Veer (veer) | 45.25 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 34495. | romy (r4racer) | 45.24 | 91% | 2016-09-17 |
| 34496. | Jack (jcoppz) | 45.24 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 34497. | M (mtth) | 45.24 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 34498. | joe (wbvenus) | 45.24 | 95% | 2018-12-20 |
| 34499. | Rose (rose111) | 45.24 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 34500. | Al88 (al88) | 45.24 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 34501. | Maria (mari718) | 45.23 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 34502. | Steve (stevewr) | 45.23 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 34503. | João (mankind) | 45.23 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 34504. | Matyx (matyxz) | 45.23 | 89% | 2012-10-05 |
| 34505. | GuyThatCooks (anterisk) | 45.23 | 88% | 2016-10-01 |
| 34506. | tstats[jack_kuzilan] (jack_... | 45.22 | 95% | 2020-12-23 |
| 34507. | Tushar (tushar_3) | 45.22 | 91% | 2013-03-25 |
| 34508. | Satyam (sprayinglight0) | 45.22 | 94% | 2020-12-07 |
| 34509. | Jamie Acton (jamsteracton) | 45.21 | 95% | 2022-10-01 |
| 34510. | S0R4 (omniores22) | 45.21 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 34511. | Billy (billyidle) | 45.21 | 85% | 2013-04-24 |
| 34512. | Paopaoopaolo (siochi) | 45.20 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 34513. | Samy (sami_osman) | 45.20 | 85% | 2013-04-02 |
| 34514. | Colin (cmothersead) | 45.20 | 94% | 2022-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |