So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17014. | Quyền (quyenhoang) | 73.01 | 97% | 2013-01-14 |
| 17015. | Typer (ckyle) | 73.01 | 94% | 2015-01-19 |
| 17016. | Dorime (vojing) | 73.00 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 17017. | Finn (finn7736) | 73.00 | 98% | 2016-10-28 |
| 17018. | Pest (pestisbest) | 72.99 | 99% | 2022-08-10 |
| 17019. | Daniel (dbillett1) | 72.99 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 17020. | Mr A (anjesxin) | 72.99 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 17021. | Gamer (former_uganda_presid... | 72.99 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 17022. | Bidou (bidou) | 72.99 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 17023. | Yousef (yousef_salama) | 72.99 | 95% | 2012-11-14 |
| 17024. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 72.98 | 97.4% | 2023-09-12 |
| 17025. | TribalAxe (darkulas) | 72.98 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 17026. | matt (mathster09) | 72.98 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 17027. | landeez (landeeznuts) | 72.98 | 96.9% | 2021-01-27 |
| 17028. | Nguyen (ntnghiabk) | 72.98 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 17029. | _NoOne_ (ankit_) | 72.98 | 94% | 2016-02-13 |
| 17030. | Masif (masifcox) | 72.97 | 95% | 2020-04-10 |
| 17031. | Dalton (dawg_d) | 72.97 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 17032. | Neil (xdestroyer2x) | 72.97 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 17033. | Flash (bala6978) | 72.97 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 17034. | Nash (n4sh) | 72.97 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 17035. | Matt (mattyo614) | 72.97 | — | 2010-07-14 |
| 17036. | Bob (ieatyou1) | 72.97 | 89% | 2016-07-10 |
| 17037. | zarif (zarif911) | 72.96 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 17038. | Vasileios (bkontorinis) | 72.96 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 17039. | Saikou (saikousocial) | 72.96 | 99% | 2021-05-17 |
| 17040. | Eequla (quintaboy) | 72.95 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 17041. | ayush (rocky1708) | 72.95 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 17042. | Joyesh (joyesh) | 72.95 | 87% | 2017-02-19 |
| 17043. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 72.95 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |