See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1896. | Lucas (fakeplas_tic) | 115.21 | 99% | 2023-07-18 |
| 1897. | Nour (nourxcx) | 115.21 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 1898. | Lytec Cloudi (artilox) | 115.21 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1899. | Tanamr (tanamr) | 115.19 | 99% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1900. | Hog (hogriding) | 115.18 | 98% | 2024-08-27 |
| 1901. | quackeda (quackeda) | 115.18 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 1902. | Jacqueline (jaclinh) | 115.16 | 99% | 2020-02-11 |
| 1903. | Babuu👶 (babybabu) | 115.14 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 1904. | Elden (bloab) | 115.14 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 1905. | beachill (beachill) | 115.13 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 1906. | Sydney (sydneykimbell) | 115.13 | 99% | 2021-05-09 |
| 1907. | qwerty443 (qwerty443) | 115.12 | 98.1% | 2025-02-12 |
| 1908. | (ilikeponyz20) | 115.12 | 99.6% | 2024-12-31 |
| 1909. | The Dutch Cat (nmessick) | 115.11 | 97% | 2020-06-27 |
| 1910. | Jedi Jamie J (exime) | 115.10 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 1911. | V (viktiro) | 115.08 | 99% | 2022-09-24 |
| 1912. | Matty (mattyhuynh) | 115.07 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 1913. | ben (panda_jellyfam) | 115.05 | 99% | 2025-04-16 |
| 1914. | Lawrence (wattfox) | 115.05 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 1915. | retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... | 115.05 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 1916. | Jeremy (jrmy326) | 115.04 | 98% | 2024-12-14 |
| 1917. | JollyImpulse (jollyimpulse) | 115.04 | 100% | 2024-03-12 |
| 1918. | Jack (rjacklewis) | 115.04 | 100% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1919. | Serious (seriousryu) | 115.03 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 1920. | zeeee (zeeebra) | 115.02 | 99% | 2021-11-24 |
| 1921. | Jimmy (user39_on_dvorak) | 115.02 | 99% | 2023-03-11 |
| 1922. | Hyunmin (horiazon) | 115.01 | 98.5% | 2023-08-23 |
| 1923. | Jordan (kojoko) | 115.01 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 1924. | Joseph (jolow) | 115.00 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1925. | Wan Xi (wanxi) | 115.00 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |