I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1596. | Nomaan (nfshaikh) | 91.07 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 1597. | Sam (sam0132nodier) | 91.06 | 96.8% | 2024-03-21 |
| 1598. | SideSky (sidesky) | 91.02 | 95.5% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1599. | Fervent (fervent) | 91.02 | 95% | 2024-08-01 |
| 1600. | heclord (heclord) | 91.02 | 97.7% | 2023-10-08 |
| 1601. | Eddie (eddie_08) | 91.01 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 1602. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 91.00 | 98.6% | 2024-09-02 |
| 1603. | Sonic (superdupersonic) | 90.99 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 1604. | Marcy (izliando) | 90.99 | 98.6% | 2023-09-04 |
| 1605. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 90.96 | 97.6% | 2024-05-17 |
| 1606. | KNOWXX (knowxx) | 90.95 | 97% | 2024-07-25 |
| 1607. | eoss (eoss111) | 90.91 | 97% | 2025-03-02 |
| 1608. | Parin (binbinuser) | 90.89 | 95% | 2024-12-07 |
| 1609. | Isabell (meechingurl) | 90.89 | 97.9% | 2024-11-13 |
| 1610. | SupaFast (nicholasflamel) | 90.86 | 97.7% | 2023-07-28 |
| 1611. | Could be you (cycosniper) | 90.85 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| 1612. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 90.84 | 96.7% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1613. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 90.84 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1614. | Ray (rj444) | 90.83 | 97% | 2024-07-16 |
| 1615. | Victor (hueylouisnonews) | 90.83 | 97.9% | 2025-03-12 |
| 1616. | Michael (fourforce) | 90.82 | 98% | 2024-07-04 |
| 1617. | flashytyper007 (flashytyper... | 90.81 | 97% | 2024-12-09 |
| 1618. | moonrunes (chatmandeux) | 90.79 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1619. | D (midnightnimbus) | 90.79 | 97% | 2025-01-08 |
| 1620. | Robin (wqxhouse) | 90.77 | 96% | 2024-03-09 |
| 1621. | Dara (adoran) | 90.77 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
| 1622. | James (chub_gub) | 90.76 | 95.8% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1623. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 90.76 | 97.8% | 2024-10-21 |
| 1624. | echovl (echovl) | 90.72 | 99% | 2024-07-05 |
| 1625. | Krypto (krypto406) | 90.72 | 96.8% | 2024-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |