I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5120. | Walter (kair0z) | 105.55 | 100% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5121. | Ben Low (wongisdum) | 105.54 | 98.2% | 2025-03-27 |
| 5122. | Daniel (d4mage2k) | 105.54 | 99.4% | 2023-05-27 |
| 5123. | vietabg (vietabg) | 105.54 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 5124. | Eduardo (aledtr) | 105.54 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
| 5125. | da (causenetsofv) | 105.54 | 100% | 2022-10-18 |
| 5126. | Alex (alexinfinity) | 105.53 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 5127. | tim (ttim1) | 105.53 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 5128. | Luke (balancedlife) | 105.53 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 5129. | hunter (huntervvv) | 105.52 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 5130. | Workbean (workbean) | 105.52 | 97.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5131. | Jimbo (bananza_fan) | 105.52 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5132. | Lydia (shiruzu) | 105.51 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 5133. | PicturingFrames (frame_abil... | 105.51 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 5134. | Free Palestine (hoda_444) | 105.50 | 98% | 2025-03-30 |
| 5135. | Jude (jrrr_r) | 105.50 | 99.4% | 2023-11-28 |
| 5136. | Plimko (plmko282) | 105.49 | 98% | 2018-04-01 |
| 5137. | ninja (riddickbr) | 105.49 | 100% | 2021-02-07 |
| 5138. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 105.49 | 99% | 2022-12-02 |
| 5139. | taro (taro_curly) | 105.49 | 99% | 2018-07-29 |
| 5140. | Luke (lukell) | 105.48 | 98.2% | 2024-03-27 |
| 5141. | Dylan (thedylan186) | 105.48 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 5142. | Arnold (wiktor172003) | 105.47 | 97.7% | 2024-11-17 |
| 5143. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 105.47 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 5144. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 105.47 | 99% | 2021-10-02 |
| 5145. | Justin (jastin) | 105.46 | 98% | 2017-03-17 |
| 5146. | Ethan (ethan_5) | 105.46 | 99% | 2021-09-21 |
| 5147. | sihan (sihamburger) | 105.46 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 5148. | farzan (farzanhges) | 105.46 | 97.1% | 2024-03-17 |
| 5149. | ocodile (ocodile) | 105.46 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |