When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4493. | ca_mmer (ca_mmer) | 99.62 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 4494. | Silent (silent_solous) | 99.62 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 4495. | raine (novaraine) | 99.61 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 4496. | Advisora (advisora) | 99.59 | 99% | 2023-07-21 |
| 4497. | Daniel (d4mage2k) | 99.59 | 98% | 2025-05-17 |
| 4498. | Jerry (watduzhkstand4) | 99.59 | 98.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 4499. | Olav (tocke) | 99.59 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 4500. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 99.59 | 98.8% | 2023-06-06 |
| 4501. | JoX (jox997) | 99.58 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 4502. | Markycuh420 (theitfactor) | 99.57 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 4503. | Melvin (kiddoriddler) | 99.57 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 4504. | Arkinator (arkinator) | 99.56 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 4505. | beef (beefsangria) | 99.56 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 4506. | Wil$on (wilsonlee123) | 99.56 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 4507. | Acephalus (acephalus) | 99.55 | 97% | 2025-09-16 |
| 4508. | Bricen (nowyouseeme1233) | 99.55 | 97% | 2024-12-13 |
| 4509. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 99.54 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 4510. | Sav (savcaruso) | 99.54 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 4511. | Rajat (sergio777) | 99.54 | 99% | 2023-10-15 |
| 4512. | Orante (orante) | 99.54 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 4513. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 99.53 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 4514. | Noah (noahongkhoa) | 99.53 | 97.7% | 2023-07-08 |
| 4515. | not your dad (buthee) | 99.53 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 4516. | Master (mcrockett) | 99.53 | 97% | 2017-01-10 |
| 4517. | Jason (supergjason) | 99.52 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4518. | Stanley (stanleyzhang9) | 99.52 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 4519. | Dylan (dmc71298) | 99.52 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 4520. | Sybmolicism (symbolicism) | 99.52 | 100% | 2021-02-01 |
| 4521. | George (ausp1c1ous) | 99.51 | 99% | 2022-09-27 |
| 4522. | Saikat (saikat2) | 99.51 | 99% | 2025-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |