So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12553. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 80.79 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 12554. | Jamee (jhaque17) | 80.79 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
| 12555. | Dol (indiff) | 80.79 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 12556. | Reginald (aret) | 80.78 | 89% | 2012-05-10 |
| 12557. | Arun (spiderjaw) | 80.78 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 12558. | iH8BigJ0sh (fazetyperrr) | 80.78 | 92% | 2015-12-15 |
| 12559. | Ruben (ruben112alejandro) | 80.78 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 12560. | Sawad (myrstival) | 80.77 | 99% | 2019-10-26 |
| 12561. | springfinger (springfinger) | 80.77 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 12562. | Saatvik (saatvikdutt3) | 80.77 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 12563. | Kerwin (kerwinius) | 80.77 | 95% | 2012-04-04 |
| 12564. | Brendan (bamboozeled) | 80.77 | 95% | 2018-02-10 |
| 12565. | Hello (dubla345) | 80.77 | 97% | 2013-04-20 |
| 12566. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 80.77 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 12567. | PRINCESS (princess_mehek) | 80.77 | 95% | 2011-10-01 |
| 12568. | Michal (miso244) | 80.77 | 96% | 2011-10-07 |
| 12569. | autumn_tree (autumn_tree) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 12570. | Sean (sac42c) | 80.76 | 95% | 2012-10-16 |
| 12571. | abs0lutz3r0c007 (abs0lutz3r... | 80.76 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 12572. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 80.76 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 12573. | Huy (pikeman222) | 80.76 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
| 12574. | Walrus (walrus947) | 80.75 | 95% | 2022-11-08 |
| 12575. | Stefan Jovanović (stefanst... | 80.75 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
| 12576. | Tella (marketplace) | 80.75 | 99% | 2019-07-16 |
| 12577. | Evan (mishwad) | 80.75 | 98% | 2019-08-13 |
| 12578. | Robin (redholm) | 80.75 | 98% | 2017-03-30 |
| 12579. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 80.74 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 12580. | Ryan (iingling) | 80.74 | 97% | 2012-10-25 |
| 12581. | Chloe (cookie1_) | 80.74 | 99% | 2019-11-26 |
| 12582. | maxwell (coffeelk) | 80.74 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |