So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17456. | (mfonk) | 71.84 | 96% | 2018-07-20 |
| 17457. | (varmitz1) | 71.84 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 17458. | (blue773) | 71.84 | 96% | 2013-06-23 |
| 17459. | (tekfuk) | 71.84 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 17460. | (quicktortoise) | 71.84 | 97% | 2017-01-14 |
| 17461. | (remeditator) | 71.84 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 17462. | (resd) | 71.83 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 17463. | Galen (waflet) | 71.83 | 94% | 2016-10-05 |
| 17464. | Murker90 (qwertypad) | 71.83 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 17465. | (cupcake_cran) | 71.82 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 17466. | (jamessempai) | 71.82 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 17467. | (banozz) | 71.82 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 17468. | (addaxer) | 71.82 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 17469. | (emirthetyper) | 71.82 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 17470. | Edward (dodo_zu) | 71.82 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 17471. | IGA (amateur_) | 71.82 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 17472. | (_johny_boy_) | 71.81 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 17473. | (mattsupremee) | 71.81 | 96.5% | 2021-02-09 |
| 17474. | (pkimchi) | 71.81 | 97% | 2019-05-10 |
| 17475. | (ggzor) | 71.81 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 17476. | (mtk_) | 71.81 | 100% | 2020-03-12 |
| 17477. | Gjuro (gjuro_andrija) | 71.81 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 17478. | (deronpianomantypeman) | 71.81 | 93% | 2012-07-06 |
| 17479. | Sparrow (typeracer0110) | 71.80 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 17480. | (joggi) | 71.80 | 91% | 2012-10-28 |
| 17481. | (abhaynayar) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 17482. | Gormack (gormack) | 71.80 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 17483. | Daniel (daniel99526) | 71.80 | 95% | 2013-12-30 |
| 17484. | (chuckiek) | 71.80 | 98% | 2014-05-23 |
| 17485. | Clare (radioclare) | 71.79 | 92% | 2012-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |