Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22551. | BroTypingSux (brotypingsux) | 64.83 | 97% | 2023-11-01 |
| 22552. | Xeo (astroloser) | 64.83 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 22553. | Vin (vibnarcus) | 64.83 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 22554. | Anton (antonidas) | 64.82 | 98.7% | 2023-10-18 |
| 22555. | Erik (eprivett) | 64.82 | 97% | 2014-12-19 |
| 22556. | Chris (shafanovic) | 64.82 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 22557. | Elliot (fribbles23) | 64.82 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| 22558. | Lucas (lucasmullerm) | 64.82 | 96% | 2015-03-15 |
| 22559. | Louise (garopus) | 64.82 | 94% | 2015-08-18 |
| 22560. | Jike (procrastinatingking) | 64.82 | 94% | 2021-06-20 |
| 22561. | Achraf (achrafixo) | 64.82 | 96.8% | 2023-09-10 |
| 22562. | Adam (maggot288) | 64.81 | 96% | 2011-11-28 |
| 22563. | Frank (thefuegoman) | 64.81 | 95% | 2017-08-31 |
| 22564. | thinkingds (sohandeshar) | 64.81 | 95% | 2022-02-09 |
| 22565. | Tushar (iusecookies64) | 64.81 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 22566. | Pranay (pranay08) | 64.81 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 22567. | andzhh (andzhh) | 64.80 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 22568. | vivek (viveklakshmank) | 64.80 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 22569. | Roberto (cantstoproberto) | 64.80 | 88% | 2015-02-23 |
| 22570. | Gon (frixgon) | 64.80 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 22571. | Chaz (pepperoni3) | 64.80 | 97% | 2012-11-29 |
| 22572. | Oned4y (oned4y) | 64.80 | 96.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 22573. | Hamidreza (cih2001) | 64.80 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 22574. | Carlos (carlossgarcia95) | 64.80 | 98% | 2022-03-19 |
| 22575. | Teddy (yoshilover12) | 64.80 | 96% | 2018-03-23 |
| 22576. | Matt (matts53) | 64.80 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 22577. | Bobby (rradhak1) | 64.80 | 94% | 2018-09-25 |
| 22578. | Young (a7ive) | 64.80 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 22579. | Shaisab (shaisab) | 64.79 | 95% | 2013-08-17 |
| 22580. | Kwak (kwak_sj) | 64.79 | 95% | 2012-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |