As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13592. | Elliot (privateplague) | 75.61 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 13593. | Antti (jormala) | 75.61 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13594. | yixuan (ixuan) | 75.61 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 13595. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 75.60 | 94.8% | 2024-01-10 |
| 13596. | Divya (divya_16) | 75.60 | 99% | 2021-12-27 |
| 13597. | Jay (jaythegoon) | 75.60 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 13598. | guy (zagu) | 75.60 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
| 13599. | TABY! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pa... | 75.60 | 96% | 2017-08-24 |
| 13600. | Haitham (electron_hunter) | 75.59 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
| 13601. | Quavis (jewishween) | 75.59 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 13602. | JankLööps (qu4n7umz) | 75.59 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 13603. | writing.com (rhodafeet) | 75.59 | 100% | 2016-02-27 |
| 13604. | DK (dkagustin) | 75.59 | 95% | 2015-08-05 |
| 13605. | xoozed (xoozed) | 75.58 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 13606. | Klunky (liamrob) | 75.58 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 13607. | Stentor (stesanor) | 75.58 | 96% | 2017-02-27 |
| 13608. | Matthew (mattisdabomb77) | 75.57 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 13609. | Joy (joyshi) | 75.56 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 13610. | S (cryten56) | 75.56 | 97.7% | 2024-08-09 |
| 13611. | Dios (gembili666) | 75.56 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 13612. | Tiger (tiger_l) | 75.55 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 13613. | ThuloDai (racer1999) | 75.55 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 13614. | Haezal (ezal_epy) | 75.55 | 96% | 2016-03-22 |
| 13615. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 75.55 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 13616. | Shiva (shivajreddy) | 75.54 | 97.2% | 2024-03-25 |
| 13617. | Ahmed Yasir (ahmedyasir) | 75.54 | 99% | 2025-03-08 |
| 13618. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 75.54 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 13619. | Sebastian (senisch) | 75.54 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
| 13620. | Jonke (zoomboombang) | 75.53 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 13621. | MekPavit (mekpavit) | 75.53 | 95.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |