So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15084. | Eines (hawkeines) | 76.27 | 98.5% | 2023-06-30 |
| 15085. | Abdallah (abdallahk123) | 76.27 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 15086. | James (billybreathe5) | 76.27 | 91% | 2016-08-16 |
| 15087. | ironmk11 (ironmk11) | 76.27 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 15088. | Brett (bpoole00@gmail.com) | 76.27 | 95% | 2014-10-06 |
| 15089. | Ashley (baxter) | 76.27 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 15090. | Victor (vertlance) | 76.26 | 98% | 2018-06-17 |
| 15091. | Bara (uncle) | 76.26 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 15092. | Meg (megsm07) | 76.26 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 15093. | Nilanjan (nilthedev) | 76.25 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 15094. | Jeremiah (rhexos) | 76.25 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 15095. | Qwerty (a_random_name) | 76.25 | 97.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 15096. | nhym (nhymx) | 76.25 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
| 15097. | Janghyeok (janghyeok) | 76.25 | 84% | 2016-07-15 |
| 15098. | Stan (bananaftw) | 76.25 | 95% | 2013-02-23 |
| 15099. | Randy (lpcustom) | 76.25 | 95% | 2013-07-24 |
| 15100. | qwe (azeem838) | 76.24 | 96.7% | 2023-07-21 |
| 15101. | FHVirus (fhvirus) | 76.24 | 98.2% | 2023-05-31 |
| 15102. | Matt (matthtypes) | 76.24 | 99% | 2023-01-29 |
| 15103. | yen (yenyenl) | 76.24 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 15104. | H J (ojinjin) | 76.24 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 15105. | Yu (yuritako) | 76.24 | 95% | 2014-07-08 |
| 15106. | xd (palmate) | 76.24 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
| 15107. | jj6atgeneseo (jj6atgeneseo) | 76.24 | 99% | 2016-02-01 |
| 15108. | James (pd_snipe) | 76.24 | 95% | 2013-04-14 |
| 15109. | Hampus (hampusus) | 76.24 | 95% | 2012-08-14 |
| 15110. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 76.23 | 96% | 2023-09-16 |
| 15111. | EerDick (eerdick) | 76.23 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 15112. | Miles (whatnowsun) | 76.23 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 15113. | Justin (dmobaseball10) | 76.23 | 93% | 2014-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |