Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14487. | Hitler (imnothitler) | 77.84 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 14488. | Lolhops ㅇㅅㅇ (glenipl) | 77.84 | 95% | 2014-11-11 |
| 14489. | Kyko (kaikoji) | 77.83 | 95% | 2023-09-04 |
| 14490. | Caleb (clebio) | 77.83 | 96% | 2012-09-02 |
| 14491. | slimkevkev (slimkevkev) | 77.83 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 14492. | kyasaa (kyasaa) | 77.83 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 14493. | Utmarteas (utmarteas) | 77.83 | 95% | 2022-05-07 |
| 14494. | Mike (mhz5) | 77.83 | 97% | 2015-02-08 |
| 14495. | ha.na234-love (haruna) | 77.83 | 98% | 2013-03-06 |
| 14496. | Ashkan (ashkan) | 77.82 | — | 2009-08-29 |
| 14497. | Jeremy (dejem) | 77.82 | 89% | 2012-02-08 |
| 14498. | Tim (depends) | 77.82 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 14499. | Gabriel (dgabeg) | 77.81 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 14500. | Sarah (sarah_jane) | 77.81 | 98% | 2013-03-24 |
| 14501. | Badz (badzerrorii) | 77.81 | 95% | 2011-12-18 |
| 14502. | Miguel (anckael) | 77.81 | 96% | 2018-09-01 |
| 14503. | Matthew (matthewrocks1231) | 77.80 | 97% | 2013-03-12 |
| 14504. | Cao (caotri199x) | 77.80 | 95% | 2014-08-30 |
| 14505. | Mohammed (mohammedamarnah) | 77.79 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 14506. | Skipper (skipperr) | 77.79 | 96% | 2017-11-13 |
| 14507. | mellismacka (mellismacka) | 77.79 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 14508. | Riverspirit (riverspirit) | 77.79 | 92% | 2017-05-12 |
| 14509. | 안녕하세요 (noogie13) | 77.79 | 92% | 2015-11-24 |
| 14510. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 77.79 | 99% | 2014-05-26 |
| 14511. | Meg (meganxjordan) | 77.79 | 91% | 2014-12-14 |
| 14512. | Daniel (mario9705) | 77.78 | 97% | 2019-12-08 |
| 14513. | raisann (raisann) | 77.78 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 14514. | Ryan (phamcake) | 77.78 | 90% | 2014-05-28 |
| 14515. | andre (pizzamista) | 77.78 | 89% | 2015-07-24 |
| 14516. | Steady (steadytyper) | 77.78 | 94% | 2014-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |