And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5734. | Ploushz (ploushz) | 109.71 | 99% | 2013-02-22 |
| 5735. | Ronald (primarch) | 109.70 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| 5736. | Andrew (demelo) | 109.70 | 90% | 2015-03-04 |
| 5737. | too_snide (too_snide) | 109.69 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 5738. | evan (l_f_n) | 109.68 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| 5739. | Seven (sevenupr91) | 109.68 | 97% | 2014-08-03 |
| 5740. | Joshua (jbtaylor) | 109.67 | 95% | 2014-05-09 |
| 5741. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 109.67 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 5742. | Aethyl (aethyl) | 109.67 | 97% | 2018-07-23 |
| 5743. | Sara (reina) | 109.67 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 5744. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 109.67 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
| 5745. | Nicole (nokmit27) | 109.66 | 98% | 2012-12-21 |
| 5746. | Don (dondon) | 109.66 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 5747. | Turtle (jwatkins2) | 109.65 | — | 2009-09-21 |
| 5748. | Charlyflies (charlyflies) | 109.65 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 5749. | Shromeone (shromeone) | 109.64 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 5750. | Matthew (matthewrak) | 109.63 | 96% | 2014-07-09 |
| 5751. | Neal (kizoja) | 109.63 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 5752. | RAE (typing_expert) | 109.63 | 95% | 2016-02-22 |
| 5753. | Chessy (chescahi) | 109.62 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 5754. | Issac (vertical820) | 109.62 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 5755. | Dave (ousooner) | 109.61 | — | 2008-11-22 |
| 5756. | Hùng (hungnp) | 109.61 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 5757. | Bigheart (bigheart) | 109.60 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| 5758. | Alex (syphon9) | 109.60 | 96% | 2016-02-17 |
| 5759. | Aaron (mrduckface32) | 109.60 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 5760. | David (coelacanth) | 109.59 | 94% | 2011-06-02 |
| 5761. | Butterfield (cratorex) | 109.59 | 97% | 2014-08-30 |
| 5762. | Dave (runninginsquares) | 109.59 | 96% | 2014-04-04 |
| 5763. | Zach (morcheeba) | 109.59 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |