The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3797. | (wongtongeaters) | 107.13 | 95% | 2013-05-22 |
| 3798. | Sai (justnov) | 107.12 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 3799. | (lazyperson99) | 107.12 | 96% | 2013-09-01 |
| 3800. | (sp33d) | 107.11 | 93% | 2011-10-15 |
| 3801. | (anjerbridde) | 107.11 | 97% | 2013-01-06 |
| 3802. | (reasonistian) | 107.10 | 98% | 2016-11-01 |
| 3803. | (ramenandeggs) | 107.10 | 94% | 2013-01-23 |
| 3804. | (swolchok) | 107.10 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 3805. | (freddiebettie) | 107.09 | 99% | 2022-02-08 |
| 3806. | (1truelipstick) | 107.09 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 3807. | (hangpham93) | 107.09 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 3808. | (algrewehou) | 107.09 | 99% | 2013-09-16 |
| 3809. | (alexstrang25) | 107.08 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 3810. | (superepicpig) | 107.08 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 3811. | (mxxi) | 107.08 | 92% | 2014-02-20 |
| 3812. | (killdave) | 107.07 | 96% | 2011-12-21 |
| 3813. | (jeremyteng) | 107.06 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 3814. | (matthewli) | 107.06 | 92% | 2012-06-28 |
| 3815. | (victrola) | 107.06 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 3816. | (slepp) | 107.06 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 3817. | sally (creamdonut) | 107.04 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 3818. | (floor109) | 107.04 | 94% | 2016-02-04 |
| 3819. | =RADULE= (radule) | 107.04 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 3820. | (karlacolleen) | 107.04 | 99% | 2011-10-05 |
| 3821. | (run_past_u) | 107.03 | 98.1% | 2023-09-21 |
| 3822. | k (kathy100) | 107.03 | — | 2008-09-13 |
| 3823. | (bobva) | 107.02 | 96.3% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3824. | (weissu) | 107.02 | 97% | 2022-05-28 |
| 3825. | (maxie35) | 107.01 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 3826. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 107.01 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |