I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6952. | Justin Figueroa (freshspice33) | 94.39 | 99% | 2021-12-16 |
| 6953. | Pape (pape) | 94.39 | 97% | 2017-05-27 |
| 6954. | Masja (superbuku) | 94.38 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 6955. | Thomas (giga_ch4d) | 94.38 | 98% | 2023-09-22 |
| 6956. | B (archnaea) | 94.38 | 98.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 6957. | Captain Oz (kildoes) | 94.38 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 6958. | ImKronoss (im_kronoss) | 94.37 | 97.7% | 2024-07-06 |
| 6959. | Big Flecks (_ndrxw) | 94.37 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 6960. | P (daisythepoodle) | 94.37 | 97.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 6961. | Jonathan (techypanda) | 94.37 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 6962. | mediocre` (zxxxx) | 94.36 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 6963. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 94.36 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
| 6964. | Rakshasta (rakshasta) | 94.35 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 6965. | blob (blobery) | 94.34 | 98.1% | 2023-07-17 |
| 6966. | Donna (ereda) | 94.34 | 96% | 2019-08-23 |
| 6967. | Casual (casual_dude) | 94.34 | 91% | 2017-05-10 |
| 6968. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 94.33 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 6969. | Juan (isayuno) | 94.33 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 6970. | Matthew (matthewkr) | 94.33 | 99% | 2019-09-16 |
| 6971. | Joshua (pigdog435) | 94.33 | 99% | 2018-05-29 |
| 6972. | Mihir (nopenotnever) | 94.32 | 96% | 2022-06-02 |
| 6973. | Shashank (shashu1509) | 94.32 | 97.6% | 2023-10-17 |
| 6974. | Jeramee (tdotsix) | 94.32 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 6975. | Leong (iamahleong) | 94.32 | 97% | 2017-05-15 |
| 6976. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 94.32 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 6977. | rachel (rsimonton94) | 94.31 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 6978. | Szymon (pazdinho_) | 94.31 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 6979. | Sophia (sophia2020) | 94.29 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 6980. | Saggy Ballsack (saggy_balls... | 94.28 | 98% | 2025-04-15 |
| 6981. | i am (iamgod4478) | 94.28 | 97.2% | 2025-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |