I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7283. | Hamiz (popega) | 94.39 | 96% | 2024-09-03 |
| 7284. | Justin Figueroa (freshspice33) | 94.39 | 99% | 2021-12-16 |
| 7285. | Pape (pape) | 94.39 | 97% | 2017-05-27 |
| 7286. | Thomas (giga_ch4d) | 94.38 | 98% | 2023-09-22 |
| 7287. | Masja (superbuku) | 94.38 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 7288. | B (archnaea) | 94.38 | 98.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 7289. | Captain Oz (kildoes) | 94.38 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 7290. | ImKronoss (im_kronoss) | 94.37 | 97.7% | 2024-07-06 |
| 7291. | Big Flecks (_ndrxw) | 94.37 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 7292. | P (daisythepoodle) | 94.37 | 97.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 7293. | Jonathan (techypanda) | 94.37 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 7294. | mediocre` (zxxxx) | 94.36 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 7295. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 94.36 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
| 7296. | Rakshasta (rakshasta) | 94.35 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 7297. | D (ereda) | 94.34 | 96% | 2019-08-23 |
| 7298. | Casual (casual_dude) | 94.34 | 91% | 2017-05-10 |
| 7299. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 94.33 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 7300. | Juan (isayuno) | 94.33 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 7301. | Matthew (matthewkr) | 94.33 | 99% | 2019-09-16 |
| 7302. | Joshua (pigdog435) | 94.33 | 99% | 2018-05-29 |
| 7303. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 94.32 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 7304. | Shashank (shashu1509) | 94.32 | 97.6% | 2023-10-17 |
| 7305. | Jeramee (tdotsix) | 94.32 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 7306. | Leong (iamahleong) | 94.32 | 97% | 2017-05-15 |
| 7307. | Mihir (nopenotnever) | 94.32 | 96% | 2022-06-02 |
| 7308. | rachel (rsimonton94) | 94.31 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 7309. | Szymon (pazdinho_) | 94.31 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 7310. | HSS (⌐■_■) (111+) (ho... | 94.29 | 98% | 2025-11-29 |
| 7311. | Sophia (sophia2020) | 94.29 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 7312. | Saggy Ballsack (saggy_balls... | 94.28 | 98% | 2025-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |