I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6481. | Alvin (jaxzyy69) | 95.84 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
| 6482. | Nicholas (nicholaswong03) | 95.84 | 94% | 2021-10-26 |
| 6483. | Bostang (steiitb2020) | 95.84 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 6484. | John (blazian11111) | 95.84 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 6485. | William (willmart16) | 95.84 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 6486. | Baron (awkungen) | 95.84 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 6487. | sergei (mngr777) | 95.83 | 100% | 2025-02-21 |
| 6488. | Walter (keepcrying) | 95.83 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 6489. | twitch.tv/ (davesrunning) | 95.83 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 6490. | umi (umi2002) | 95.83 | 95% | 2022-10-13 |
| 6491. | Rsijlowpez (rsijlowpez) | 95.83 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
| 6492. | Minor149 (minor149) | 95.83 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 6493. | Brandon (tulanut) | 95.83 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 6494. | Tariq (htariq) | 95.83 | 100% | 2018-02-10 |
| 6495. | tebbu2 (tebbu2) | 95.83 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 6496. | A (a_ram) | 95.83 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 6497. | Matthew (matthewke10) | 95.82 | 98% | 2018-02-27 |
| 6498. | PHEIROBLOX123 (pheiwo) | 95.82 | 96% | 2024-08-23 |
| 6499. | Joe (joeblob) | 95.82 | 98% | 2024-04-10 |
| 6500. | Henry (drwolf) | 95.82 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 6501. | Andre (dreson03) | 95.81 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 6502. | james (chilty14) | 95.81 | 97.5% | 2023-11-30 |
| 6503. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 95.81 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| 6504. | Henry (exit_pursue) | 95.80 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 6505. | Brenden (bxbrenden) | 95.80 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 6506. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 95.80 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 6507. | BATMAN (liine117) | 95.79 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 6508. | David (wavexz) | 95.79 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
| 6509. | Sonia (snusnu92) | 95.79 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 6510. | Denis (netsa) | 95.78 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |