The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6794. | Chips (mrchips) | 96.99 | 97% | 2016-06-08 |
| 6795. | claytongeg (babyyodabtc) | 96.98 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 6796. | jurgen (jurgen) | 96.98 | 91% | 2015-07-21 |
| 6797. | H (harshu11) | 96.98 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 6798. | Natachai (natachai) | 96.98 | 95% | 2011-08-14 |
| 6799. | Jesus C (girau) | 96.98 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 6800. | Drajwer (drajwer) | 96.97 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 6801. | Felix (felletpp) | 96.97 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 6802. | Steph (lets_race0101) | 96.95 | 99% | 2021-05-30 |
| 6803. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 96.95 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 6804. | Ryan (carefullyslow) | 96.95 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 6805. | Armin (armincic) | 96.95 | 92% | 2011-11-26 |
| 6806. | Solomon (inquisitor) | 96.95 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 6807. | Nick (zerotwohero) | 96.95 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 6808. | Sam (samuelnsh) | 96.95 | 98% | 2014-12-28 |
| 6809. | Fazila (fazila) | 96.95 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 6810. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 96.94 | 99% | 2021-04-26 |
| 6811. | GWJD (gwjd) | 96.94 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 6812. | Water❤️Colemak-DH (wate... | 96.93 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| 6813. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 96.93 | 98.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 6814. | TheBluestBerry (bluberry2) | 96.93 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 6815. | Ilia (isilisi) | 96.93 | 98% | 2017-03-12 |
| 6816. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 96.92 | 96.6% | 2023-08-14 |
| 6817. | NB (purple_turkey) | 96.92 | 99% | 2020-04-26 |
| 6818. | S (sinty) | 96.91 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 6819. | Henry (dumbutgood) | 96.91 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 6820. | Kris (kriskringle) | 96.91 | 94% | 2012-12-11 |
| 6821. | Samuli (sparta92) | 96.91 | 92% | 2016-11-11 |
| 6822. | toni (noilly) | 96.90 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 6823. | Alaina (hltjumper) | 96.90 | — | 2009-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |