See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5727. | balls (faygodreams) | 95.35 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 5728. | Ari (arianamalley) | 95.34 | 99.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 5729. | Hunter (hvnter) | 95.34 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 5730. | Dimitar (dimitard) | 95.33 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 5731. | Joseph (fireguy1920) | 95.33 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 5732. | Lil Mama (ckennedy07) | 95.33 | 99% | 2021-11-28 |
| 5733. | NCSnyda (ncsnyda) | 95.32 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 5734. | Shashank (shashu1509) | 95.32 | 97.4% | 2023-12-29 |
| 5735. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 95.31 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 5736. | qwe (azeem838) | 95.31 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 5737. | Chroma (chroma_aus) | 95.30 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 5738. | Jeoff (7dollarburrito) | 95.30 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 5739. | Aery (anubhav_aery) | 95.30 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 5740. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 95.29 | 100% | 2022-02-20 |
| 5741. | Ludxy (ludxy) | 95.29 | 96% | 2024-08-19 |
| 5742. | pyco (pyco) | 95.29 | 95.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 5743. | fried_tofu (fried_tofu) | 95.28 | 98% | 2024-06-18 |
| 5744. | Brennen (you_arent_my_type) | 95.28 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 5745. | πΊπΊπΊ (mattesdev) | 95.28 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 5746. | Kalle (kallexander) | 95.28 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 5747. | Tu (anhtu96) | 95.28 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 5748. | Jeb Frank (jebfrank) | 95.27 | 95% | 2024-12-05 |
| 5749. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 95.27 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 5750. | imrileyok (imzercz) | 95.26 | 98.1% | 2024-09-26 |
| 5751. | tenga (violxt) | 95.26 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
| 5752. | James (kimandoxs) | 95.25 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 5753. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 95.25 | 98.1% | 2024-02-24 |
| 5754. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 95.25 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 5755. | localpenhead (localpenhead) | 95.24 | 97.3% | 2023-12-12 |
| 5756. | sorta (holdiers) | 95.24 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |