Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20332. | Abhishek (mypracticesessions) | 68.44 | 94% | 2011-05-20 |
| 20333. | Cássio (ssscassio) | 68.44 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 20334. | N (oryptic) | 68.44 | 93% | 2014-06-07 |
| 20335. | Master (catchmeifyoucan) | 68.44 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 20336. | Elliott (elliotty) | 68.43 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 20337. | Victoria (vpina366) | 68.43 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 20338. | owo (altecobalt) | 68.43 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 20339. | Giel (downyy) | 68.43 | 96% | 2016-01-06 |
| 20340. | John (jmc2000) | 68.43 | 97% | 2014-04-30 |
| 20341. | Evelio (evelioff) | 68.42 | 94% | 2013-02-13 |
| 20342. | guest_user9 (guest_user9) | 68.42 | 97.1% | 2023-07-01 |
| 20343. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 68.42 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 20344. | Gopesh (gopesherson) | 68.42 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 20345. | Pop (popcansoda) | 68.42 | 95% | 2019-03-19 |
| 20346. | Nattaphoom (attomos) | 68.42 | 83% | 2014-09-17 |
| 20347. | M (mk____) | 68.42 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 20348. | matt (matterz5) | 68.41 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 20349. | ACC [99 - 100] (dinoh_sandys) | 68.41 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 20350. | ExtremelyGamer (extremelyga... | 68.41 | 94% | 2016-09-29 |
| 20351. | Michael (whale_lord) | 68.41 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 20352. | Gigi93 (gigi93) | 68.41 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 20353. | uwos (artuist) | 68.41 | 96% | 2017-11-27 |
| 20354. | rt (smigglewiggle23) | 68.40 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 20355. | wizard (wizardkestrel) | 68.40 | 97% | 2019-10-19 |
| 20356. | Cyrus (fathercyrus) | 68.40 | 93% | 2021-02-10 |
| 20357. | Kunal (kunalsinha) | 68.40 | 97% | 2014-07-25 |
| 20358. | david (digger514) | 68.40 | 91% | 2011-11-04 |
| 20359. | Makarooona (makarooona) | 68.39 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 20360. | T.A (qualityofair) | 68.39 | 96% | 2020-12-26 |
| 20361. | Claudia (klawed) | 68.39 | 85% | 2011-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |