So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14521. | Sean (laggermc) | 77.35 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 14522. | Edward (edward54321) | 77.35 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 14523. | Elskrim (important) | 77.35 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 14524. | TK (filfirst) | 77.34 | 98% | 2017-07-15 |
| 14525. | Apathos (apathosss) | 77.34 | 98.5% | 2023-08-30 |
| 14526. | Edwin (nightseas) | 77.34 | 94% | 2013-07-16 |
| 14527. | Guestwith9 (guestwith9) | 77.34 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 14528. | Jared (eaggz_nutz) | 77.34 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
| 14529. | Jackal (jsupz) | 77.34 | 93% | 2012-10-09 |
| 14530. | Caine (cainegt) | 77.34 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 14531. | J (jpero) | 77.34 | 98% | 2012-08-29 |
| 14532. | Brian (multimatum) | 77.34 | 94% | 2017-03-08 |
| 14533. | chesco (chesco97) | 77.33 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 14534. | Andy (malcolm_reynolds) | 77.33 | 96% | 2013-09-06 |
| 14535. | Scott (whaleswhales) | 77.33 | 98% | 2013-10-27 |
| 14536. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 77.33 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
| 14537. | Maple (mapledrizzle) | 77.32 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 14538. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 77.32 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 14539. | Night (nightvc) | 77.32 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 14540. | Andree (ntuanson97) | 77.32 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 14541. | James (frxction) | 77.32 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 14542. | Luis Victor (anubis_9) | 77.32 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 14543. | matt (matterz5) | 77.32 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 14544. | jason (jamonster2) | 77.32 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 14545. | Mochi (skylane) | 77.32 | 98% | 2013-07-09 |
| 14546. | Rachel (rachell1491) | 77.31 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 14547. | TH8R (db5_th09) | 77.31 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 14548. | Dr Blue (dr_blue) | 77.31 | 91% | 2014-11-21 |
| 14549. | Tom (rubik1908) | 77.31 | 96% | 2023-02-13 |
| 14550. | Dvorak80 (spline) | 77.31 | 98% | 2017-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |