I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19876. | TrueFrontier (truefrontier) | 63.97 | 92% | 2017-05-10 |
| 19877. | No (largemctiny) | 63.97 | 94.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19878. | Chris (chrisdelano) | 63.97 | 95% | 2017-08-19 |
| 19879. | hhope (hhope) | 63.96 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 19880. | Cameron (bms0618) | 63.96 | 95% | 2020-11-14 |
| 19881. | Wai Yon (ravesplash) | 63.96 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
| 19882. | Tazeem (tazeem) | 63.96 | 94% | 2016-09-02 |
| 19883. | Alex (ninjabassist777) | 63.96 | 97% | 2015-06-30 |
| 19884. | Rafidul (heartlessmuffin) | 63.95 | 96.8% | 2024-06-10 |
| 19885. | SimonLai (f88083) | 63.95 | 95.7% | 2023-10-25 |
| 19886. | Cosito (cositogb) | 63.95 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 19887. | Ranak (rakibulranak) | 63.95 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 19888. | Rahma (rahhma) | 63.95 | 93.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19889. | Nick (barry101) | 63.95 | 89% | 2017-05-19 |
| 19890. | rose (roselynne) | 63.95 | 93% | 2015-04-08 |
| 19891. | Ed (lezi) | 63.95 | 96% | 2016-11-17 |
| 19892. | Lucy (sarluc) | 63.94 | 96% | 2021-05-02 |
| 19893. | Casen (chosenlobster5) | 63.94 | 95.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 19894. | shanan (francoeire) | 63.94 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 19895. | Your Mom (godlywingg) | 63.94 | 94.5% | 2021-02-21 |
| 19896. | ben (mattereatinglad) | 63.94 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 19897. | Kenzen (kenzen18) | 63.94 | 96% | 2020-06-25 |
| 19898. | Nyth (nyth) | 63.94 | 91% | 2016-12-22 |
| 19899. | ssm1 (ssm1) | 63.94 | 96% | 2019-05-03 |
| 19900. | Candy (candyinaboat) | 63.93 | 97% | 2023-09-19 |
| 19901. | Tady (concernednecron) | 63.93 | 94% | 2023-04-04 |
| 19902. | Harry (twister789) | 63.93 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 19903. | joseph (jofis) | 63.93 | 89% | 2016-12-26 |
| 19904. | Kristjan (weedfromspace) | 63.92 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 19905. | Bodzio (boguslav) | 63.92 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |