The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6352. | Woogy (woogy187) | 96.99 | 97.4% | 2024-01-23 |
| 6353. | Guido (giantguido) | 96.99 | 95% | 2012-05-11 |
| 6354. | eivind (eivind_d_g) | 96.97 | 98% | 2024-04-03 |
| 6355. | DeniedPyro (deniedpyro) | 96.97 | 97% | 2024-05-02 |
| 6356. | I'm still sticking with Qwe... | 96.97 | 95.5% | 2024-07-29 |
| 6357. | Braden (brc509) | 96.97 | 97% | 2013-07-20 |
| 6358. | grayish (papaltronic) | 96.97 | 94% | 2014-04-18 |
| 6359. | TheBaldRacer (thebaldracer) | 96.97 | 97% | 2015-08-11 |
| 6360. | Ron (ronnyron) | 96.97 | 97% | 2015-07-06 |
| 6361. | Bacon (jbacon) | 96.97 | 95% | 2011-11-01 |
| 6362. | Peter (drascot) | 96.96 | 98.3% | 2024-11-19 |
| 6363. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 96.96 | 98.8% | 2023-10-22 |
| 6364. | ableable (ableford) | 96.96 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 6365. | saxum (saxum) | 96.96 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 6366. | Instagram @janeywheels (cut... | 96.95 | 97% | 2017-06-15 |
| 6367. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 96.95 | 99% | 2018-05-16 |
| 6368. | MissDisdain (missdisdain) | 96.94 | 99% | 2025-05-16 |
| 6369. | Enormity (enormity_op) | 96.94 | 99% | 2023-07-06 |
| 6370. | JD (jigglyjd) | 96.94 | 99% | 2022-10-01 |
| 6371. | horyzen1 nq (lucknumber8) | 96.94 | 95.8% | 2024-07-05 |
| 6372. | Steve (srd93) | 96.94 | 99% | 2014-04-05 |
| 6373. | matteo (matteo) | 96.94 | 96% | 2013-02-01 |
| 6374. | Tommy (snoopyisop) | 96.93 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 6375. | 🤓 (ohumad) | 96.93 | 97% | 2011-06-17 |
| 6376. | asdf (shrug) | 96.93 | 92% | 2011-11-11 |
| 6377. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 96.92 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
| 6378. | Edward (froztbite) | 96.92 | 94% | 2012-11-09 |
| 6379. | Justin (rsfjustin) | 96.91 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| 6380. | Persia (aida_sma_777) | 96.90 | 95% | 2026-02-22 |
| 6381. | e̸̝̟̍̀̑̽̔̈̌́̄̿... | 96.90 | 100% | 2019-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |