So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18906. | S (st_bertie) | 69.47 | 98% | 2015-02-20 |
| 18907. | fakaped (fakaped) | 69.47 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 18908. | Debz (crisfannum1) | 69.47 | 94% | 2014-03-07 |
| 18909. | tuttle (tuttle) | 69.47 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 18910. | ViscoseTa (viscoseta) | 69.46 | 95% | 2023-05-22 |
| 18911. | Asif Qureshi (attractive) | 69.46 | 94% | 2011-06-02 |
| 18912. | explorer (explorest) | 69.46 | 97% | 2016-10-28 |
| 18913. | sunil (udpsunil) | 69.46 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 18914. | Garrett (galexj9) | 69.46 | 95% | 2014-04-03 |
| 18915. | ⛈️ (xinan) | 69.46 | 91% | 2017-04-04 |
| 18916. | (james80401) | 69.46 | 96% | 2016-01-11 |
| 18917. | Lynn (baby_bench) | 69.46 | 98% | 2011-11-28 |
| 18918. | (thesaltyspatoon) | 69.46 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 18919. | (hendrikb) | 69.45 | 94% | 2016-05-13 |
| 18920. | Chaman Jocho Mwaguadabo (al... | 69.45 | 91% | 2017-02-13 |
| 18921. | Sasha (sashamoisey) | 69.45 | 96% | 2011-06-30 |
| 18922. | (zixzy) | 69.44 | 95% | 2022-05-09 |
| 18923. | (dsent) | 69.44 | 91% | 2013-01-30 |
| 18924. | Erik (erickano) | 69.44 | 95% | 2021-12-24 |
| 18925. | Litheas (litheas) | 69.44 | 92% | 2017-04-19 |
| 18926. | (mrmandro) | 69.44 | 96% | 2021-02-14 |
| 18927. | Ericc (room_20four) | 69.44 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 18928. | matt (matte) | 69.44 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 18929. | Jeeni (jeeni) | 69.44 | 98% | 2012-12-24 |
| 18930. | (archangel615) | 69.44 | 96% | 2014-03-22 |
| 18931. | Ole (olenord) | 69.43 | 96% | 2021-10-12 |
| 18932. | the (rank1zen) | 69.43 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 18933. | Azure (turtlee) | 69.43 | 98% | 2017-08-04 |
| 18934. | Work (worklife) | 69.43 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 18935. | (thebadfish2) | 69.43 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |