So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27929. | wireman (gensetman) | 56.33 | 93% | 2013-11-14 |
| 27930. | my dude (my_dude_) | 56.32 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 27931. | Hexagrammum16 (hexagrammum_16) | 56.32 | 99% | 2022-01-18 |
| 27932. | le (ladzgo) | 56.32 | 96% | 2022-06-14 |
| 27933. | Krzysztof (krist0ff) | 56.32 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 27934. | cy chan (cy1986) | 56.32 | 99% | 2011-06-25 |
| 27935. | xu (chienxu) | 56.31 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 27936. | Tang (tangvt97) | 56.31 | 95% | 2021-09-17 |
| 27937. | Jano (janolaw) | 56.31 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 27938. | Kratagya (chutiyatyper) | 56.31 | 94% | 2020-11-22 |
| 27939. | Henry (henrysimon) | 56.31 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
| 27940. | Lam (lamlam1987) | 56.31 | 90% | 2011-09-23 |
| 27941. | a (alonso_) | 56.31 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 27942. | Dickerson Do Dough (yoboidi... | 56.31 | 93% | 2017-04-08 |
| 27943. | impen (impen_onizuka) | 56.31 | 94% | 2013-05-18 |
| 27944. | bazinga (bazinga69) | 56.31 | 94% | 2013-11-17 |
| 27945. | Javier (ramboelmanoso) | 56.30 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 27946. | K (chhan) | 56.30 | 92% | 2013-05-13 |
| 27947. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 56.30 | 97% | 2020-01-12 |
| 27948. | Jalen (jaalen21) | 56.30 | 96.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 27949. | Anh-Tuan (tuanbka2z) | 56.30 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 27950. | greg (gregm) | 56.30 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 27951. | Phill (oldmanmarns) | 56.30 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 27952. | Matt (mattdorow) | 56.30 | 95% | 2015-01-04 |
| 27953. | Kupo (kuponata) | 56.30 | 93% | 2013-12-24 |
| 27954. | Krissy (krissy12) | 56.30 | 97% | 2013-09-27 |
| 27955. | Stefan (zaphodb) | 56.29 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 27956. | Nils (chewhaz) | 56.29 | 95% | 2017-10-24 |
| 27957. | Mathias (mathias64) | 56.29 | 94% | 2017-09-22 |
| 27958. | Onur (skaliba) | 56.29 | 92% | 2011-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |