It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2786. | Bob (rando3691) | 73.24 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| 2787. | Naba (naba0224) | 73.23 | 97% | 2019-12-10 |
| 2788. | matt (matterz5) | 73.20 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 2789. | Leopold (leopold_cxix) | 73.15 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 2790. | David (dazzlethc) | 73.15 | 96% | 2020-02-29 |
| 2791. | Ultimate_Coder (ultimate_co... | 73.14 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2792. | Mich2700 (mich2700) | 73.14 | 96% | 2018-04-24 |
| 2793. | Smoke (smoke91) | 73.13 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 2794. | Adam (adrakpro) | 73.13 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 2795. | Adem (euphorichardstyle) | 73.12 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 2796. | hieu (ngochieu2307) | 73.11 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 2797. | budda (theblackeye) | 73.08 | 95% | 2018-05-20 |
| 2798. | John (sprainedankles) | 73.08 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 2799. | Pepe (pepeworm) | 73.05 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2800. | Mycargoboom (hayadabest) | 73.04 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 2801. | Elliott (kobe10) | 73.02 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 2802. | Thomas (thomas_t) | 73.01 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 2803. | BAKES (mattattack1223) | 73.01 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
| 2804. | ducky sf (thinkpads) | 73.00 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
| 2805. | Claudia (ohclaudia) | 73.00 | 96% | 2019-01-20 |
| 2806. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 73.00 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 2807. | p (stenofoam) | 72.99 | 91% | 2020-01-25 |
| 2808. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 72.99 | 98% | 2018-04-07 |
| 2809. | Aram (arejmm7) | 72.98 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 2810. | James (james_m808) | 72.97 | 96% | 2018-03-06 |
| 2811. | Tom (limera2nn) | 72.96 | 96% | 2019-08-14 |
| 2812. | snowytwirl (snowytwirl) | 72.92 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 2813. | 3.14 (rom3_141592) | 72.91 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 2814. | Ezra (ezrablankmarks) | 72.89 | 96% | 2018-05-12 |
| 2815. | Lluis (lluisteixido) | 72.88 | 99% | 2018-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |