As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5581. | Andrew (andrewjd) | 95.48 | 90% | 2016-03-25 |
| 5582. | Tony (feetiswhynocaps) | 95.48 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 5583. | Beast (flyeaglesfly) | 95.48 | 98% | 2018-01-22 |
| 5584. | Alex (alexkylelee) | 95.48 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 5585. | သုည (thone_nya) | 95.47 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
| 5586. | Eros (tigeros) | 95.46 | 99% | 2023-02-12 |
| 5587. | Chet (chethus) | 95.46 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 5588. | twitch.tv/scooterspeed (sco... | 95.45 | 99% | 2020-12-28 |
| 5589. | Hai (haiphan) | 95.45 | 98% | 2025-06-24 |
| 5590. | James (somezebras) | 95.44 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 5591. | Jose (zapa666) | 95.44 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 5592. | BOb (talanox2) | 95.44 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 5593. | Will (greggaz) | 95.44 | 97% | 2022-11-27 |
| 5594. | Detective Miller (mybrownsw... | 95.44 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 5595. | TypingMaster3 (typingmaster... | 95.43 | 98% | 2024-09-26 |
| 5596. | ja (jachan99) | 95.43 | 99% | 2021-03-02 |
| 5597. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 95.42 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 5598. | BAKES (mattattack1223) | 95.42 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 5599. | South (rockingsouth) | 95.42 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 5600. | Kate (purplerain16) | 95.42 | 98% | 2016-05-03 |
| 5601. | Dickson (kldho2) | 95.41 | 98.2% | 2023-06-14 |
| 5602. | زبیر ♕ الشیخ PK... | 95.40 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
| 5603. | Cole (colemakingprocess) | 95.40 | 99% | 2021-12-10 |
| 5604. | Aril (arilbernhard) | 95.40 | 95% | 2016-11-29 |
| 5605. | K (ksil2) | 95.40 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 5606. | Cameron (cameron3212) | 95.40 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 5607. | yjkim (yjkim989) | 95.39 | 97% | 2024-09-23 |
| 5608. | Ghost racing medalists suck... | 95.39 | 100% | 2023-03-16 |
| 5609. | Jon (hinderbolt) | 95.39 | 92% | 2017-03-17 |
| 5610. | Mitchell (mrfreeze) | 95.39 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |