The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18604. | Buruiana (sebihp2007) | 74.37 | 95% | 2015-08-07 |
| 18605. | Joshua (buckerts) | 74.37 | 96% | 2018-03-10 |
| 18606. | nonoloolz (nonoloolz) | 74.37 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 18607. | Patrik (hickarn) | 74.37 | 92% | 2012-10-27 |
| 18608. | Nick (nspinner) | 74.37 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 18609. | Leo (kalbshirn) | 74.37 | 92% | 2013-02-06 |
| 18610. | Deus (deus) | 74.37 | 97% | 2012-04-19 |
| 18611. | kalxoz (kalxoz97) | 74.36 | 95% | 2023-09-21 |
| 18612. | Jayson (jaysonbt) | 74.36 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
| 18613. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 74.36 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 18614. | Danielle (winnie) | 74.36 | 95% | 2011-05-03 |
| 18615. | Brandon (deathdealer4) | 74.36 | 90% | 2014-11-15 |
| 18616. | long (longbui123) | 74.35 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 18617. | Chetan (chetanmonu) | 74.35 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 18618. | Dewald (dewald123) | 74.35 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 18619. | Greg (xzibitzit116) | 74.35 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| 18620. | Matthew (matt_dj) | 74.34 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 18621. | Rachel (rffree) | 74.34 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 18622. | tan (ngoctanxyz) | 74.34 | 98% | 2013-11-12 |
| 18623. | None (maltese) | 74.34 | 96% | 2013-04-03 |
| 18624. | Dylan (fosterdill) | 74.34 | 96% | 2013-11-03 |
| 18625. | Neithan (neithan) | 74.34 | 94% | 2015-04-11 |
| 18626. | Abdur (johnnyindia) | 74.34 | 98% | 2014-09-12 |
| 18627. | ernzt (ernzt28) | 74.34 | 94% | 2012-10-12 |
| 18628. | Ian (owl_express_20) | 74.33 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 18629. | Evan (__evab__) | 74.33 | 94% | 2021-10-20 |
| 18630. | Tony (tphewklieng) | 74.33 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 18631. | Zoro_Waifu (grassintheapark) | 74.33 | 96% | 2018-10-20 |
| 18632. | pfd (pfdalt) | 74.33 | 94% | 2014-02-22 |
| 18633. | Robert (critsil) | 74.32 | 90% | 2014-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |