As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19115. | h (sedlife) | 62.98 | 96% | 2022-03-30 |
| 19116. | trashbin (ennoch) | 62.98 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 19117. | zachary (zhutton) | 62.98 | 96% | 2019-09-17 |
| 19118. | d2 (dittumon) | 62.98 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 19119. | Brandon (lnstantransmission) | 62.97 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 19120. | Shawna (shawnachiew) | 62.97 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 19121. | Ishan (ityper0020) | 62.97 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 19122. | Nathan (alohaboy31) | 62.97 | 95% | 2019-01-31 |
| 19123. | shiva (shivanagendra) | 62.97 | 94% | 2016-07-08 |
| 19124. | Andrew (anhrab) | 62.96 | 96% | 2017-11-17 |
| 19125. | Karthik (darthmortem) | 62.96 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 19126. | Jonathan (jonathan888) | 62.96 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 19127. | Shoaib😂🔫 (zvje2da) | 62.95 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 19128. | :L (ctrlaltf4) | 62.95 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 19129. | David (lindzelite) | 62.95 | 91% | 2016-11-03 |
| 19130. | Andrew (andw3r) | 62.95 | 96% | 2017-08-19 |
| 19131. | aks (aksx) | 62.94 | 96% | 2017-07-07 |
| 19132. | mike (yyu2017) | 62.94 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 19133. | Uncertainty (uncertainty) | 62.94 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 19134. | Kou (itsme1) | 62.94 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 19135. | MatejEU (matt_cro) | 62.94 | 96% | 2015-11-25 |
| 19136. | Josh (unkret) | 62.93 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 19137. | Ziad (ziad__) | 62.93 | 94% | 2023-01-01 |
| 19138. | ryan (sunstar12) | 62.93 | 93.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 19139. | Andrew (poor_hobo) | 62.93 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 19140. | doraemon (drdrunkenstyn) | 62.92 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 19141. | ali (alishabani) | 62.92 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 19142. | Jennifer (fa0107) | 62.92 | 98% | 2017-04-13 |
| 19143. | Akash (swfu_akash) | 62.91 | 98.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 19144. | Chris (chrisjiaswag) | 62.91 | 94% | 2018-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |