And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26936. | Muhammad Omar (omar_farooq) | 68.06 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 26937. | xristina (xristina) | 68.06 | 91% | 2011-11-09 |
| 26938. | Jainosauruz (jai_919) | 68.06 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 26939. | Wexxort (wexxort) | 68.06 | 95% | 2023-03-28 |
| 26940. | Henrik (grimmzl) | 68.05 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
| 26941. | Ricky (cutlert) | 68.05 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 26942. | Fadhiel (padil) | 68.05 | 98% | 2011-11-29 |
| 26943. | Danni (dunkindanny) | 68.05 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 26944. | sholm (sholm) | 68.05 | 98% | 2013-11-15 |
| 26945. | Cereal (cereal_k) | 68.05 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
| 26946. | _os@mu (dazai16) | 68.05 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 26947. | Marco (castle190) | 68.04 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 26948. | Jarrod (jandojanderson) | 68.04 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 26949. | Aziret (overratedd) | 68.04 | 96% | 2023-08-01 |
| 26950. | ASHISH (ashish252) | 68.04 | 97% | 2011-05-26 |
| 26951. | Kebbi (kebbi) | 68.04 | 95% | 2012-09-01 |
| 26952. | Charles (imperative2) | 68.03 | 90% | 2016-06-19 |
| 26953. | Andreas (pletoyao) | 68.03 | 89% | 2012-11-09 |
| 26954. | Nestil (nestilya) | 68.03 | 88% | 2013-11-11 |
| 26955. | Bob (frenchburrito) | 68.03 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 26956. | MatejEU (matt_cro) | 68.03 | 98% | 2013-12-04 |
| 26957. | mczerwi (mczerwi) | 68.03 | 91% | 2013-09-04 |
| 26958. | Nikkie (vlad_putin) | 68.03 | 94% | 2017-08-29 |
| 26959. | Ebru (ebruserce) | 68.02 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 26960. | Shamel (shameldiesel) | 68.02 | 96% | 2013-06-25 |
| 26961. | Solo (solohan) | 68.02 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 26962. | greg (gregm) | 68.02 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 26963. | Alex (mr_nobody99) | 68.02 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 26964. | David (cmagic_f) | 68.02 | 95% | 2020-10-21 |
| 26965. | Yacine (kingyacine) | 68.02 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |