As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9569. | jay (jay1212) | 84.57 | 99% | 2020-11-13 |
| 9570. | Prasant (man_iac) | 84.57 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 9571. | chansom (chansom) | 84.56 | 95.6% | 2024-08-05 |
| 9572. | Raithorm (sityr) | 84.56 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 9573. | a (hanso345) | 84.56 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 9574. | Damon (damonc89) | 84.56 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 9575. | GEL (angelaqqin) | 84.56 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 9576. | 🍋🍋🍋 (n3onlemonade) | 84.56 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
| 9577. | Zakiy (zakiy) | 84.56 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
| 9578. | Boogie (chris186) | 84.56 | 95% | 2016-03-01 |
| 9579. | Putin (onmywaytostealyogirl) | 84.55 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 9580. | Nico (npvalerio8) | 84.55 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 9581. | rank1typist (rank1typist) | 84.55 | 92% | 2016-11-21 |
| 9582. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 84.54 | 97.8% | 2024-09-17 |
| 9583. | Marstam (marstam) | 84.54 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 9584. | Joseph (jofl) | 84.54 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 9585. | park (jiministhebest) | 84.53 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 9586. | Test.Subject.001 (testsubje... | 84.53 | 96.4% | 2023-07-26 |
| 9587. | Matt (matt9876) | 84.53 | 99% | 2020-05-24 |
| 9588. | Michaelblob (michaelblob) | 84.53 | 89% | 2016-12-08 |
| 9589. | Michael (val_slow) | 84.53 | 97% | 2024-09-17 |
| 9590. | Sophia (sophia2020) | 84.53 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 9591. | ben (bumbleben7) | 84.53 | 94% | 2020-01-24 |
| 9592. | Brendan (brendan84213) | 84.53 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 9593. | Ajay singh (ajaybhadauriya) | 84.53 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 9594. | SAINT BLIND (saintblind) | 84.52 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 9595. | Steven (steven3) | 84.52 | 99% | 2018-09-10 |
| 9596. | Ali (alitahseendilse) | 84.52 | 95% | 2016-04-13 |
| 9597. | lolness1121 (andrewyu1121) | 84.51 | 97.5% | 2023-06-15 |
| 9598. | Rian (rriann) | 84.50 | 98% | 2023-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |