As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15499. | boom-shakalaka (boomshakala... | 71.30 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 15500. | Stephen (19zhuyijie) | 71.30 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 15501. | mahesh (kakashi757) | 71.29 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 15502. | CLASSICO (clas_ico) | 71.29 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 15503. | HARN0LD (harn0ld) | 71.29 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 15504. | Dinja (insanedjoker) | 71.28 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 15505. | kodzy (kodzy) | 71.28 | 94% | 2020-10-15 |
| 15506. | Sacagawea (thesacagawea) | 71.28 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 15507. | Shiva R'dy (shivareddy) | 71.28 | 93% | 2016-12-07 |
| 15508. | Kabob (kabobpants) | 71.27 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 15509. | Dimitar_ (bvb_cazzo) | 71.27 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 15510. | Zulsorai (zulsorai) | 71.27 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 15511. | yeet (yeetanut) | 71.27 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 15512. | Sam Loz (sammyloz) | 71.27 | 96% | 2018-04-27 |
| 15513. | Evan (evanr10190) | 71.26 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 15514. | PewPew (suntanscanman) | 71.26 | 91% | 2017-05-28 |
| 15515. | thinkingds (sohandeshar) | 71.25 | 95% | 2022-07-04 |
| 15516. | Naveen Kumar (naveen_1729) | 71.25 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 15517. | vroom (junap) | 71.25 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 15518. | Matthew (matt15151) | 71.25 | 95% | 2015-12-03 |
| 15519. | Niel (nielo99) | 71.25 | 95% | 2016-11-21 |
| 15520. | Eminem (leonard_jose) | 71.24 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 15521. | Filip (fex2k) | 71.24 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 15522. | Stephen (stephen_rivero) | 71.24 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 15523. | ppgg (pp__gg) | 71.24 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| 15524. | soyon (hehexdhehe) | 71.23 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 15525. | Tulen (tulen) | 71.23 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 15526. | Hoang (thaiht) | 71.23 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 15527. | Nikee (nikee25) | 71.23 | 94% | 2017-03-29 |
| 15528. | Abdzag (abdzag) | 71.23 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |