Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
—from SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8710. | Star Platinum (starplatinum... | 98.76 | 97% | 2024-05-14 |
| 8711. | Your (your_mom_haha) | 98.76 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 8712. | Reg (reggg) | 98.76 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 8713. | Richard (yuel) | 98.76 | 96% | 2013-01-07 |
| 8714. | Zingiberis (eremophilia) | 98.76 | 95% | 2013-10-06 |
| 8715. | Nikd0 (nikdooo) | 98.75 | 99% | 2022-09-11 |
| 8716. | nish (nish6) | 98.75 | 98% | 2024-10-02 |
| 8717. | Drei (dy539) | 98.75 | 97% | 2025-07-17 |
| 8718. | yong (topcool) | 98.75 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 8719. | Welcometomycrucifixion (tim... | 98.75 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 8720. | abcdgr8t (abcdgr8t) | 98.75 | 99% | 2022-09-12 |
| 8721. | Dr (roman736) | 98.75 | 98% | 2013-12-24 |
| 8722. | love (faker121) | 98.75 | 92% | 2016-09-14 |
| 8723. | cow (thecowsaidoink) | 98.74 | 94% | 2013-10-30 |
| 8724. | panuto2 (panuto2) | 98.74 | 99% | 2025-05-13 |
| 8725. | Thomas (okaytom) | 98.74 | 95% | 2012-11-02 |
| 8726. | Jeremy Renner (fatpotato21) | 98.72 | 98% | 2025-09-17 |
| 8727. | ShiftLead24 (sl24) | 98.72 | 98% | 2025-03-27 |
| 8728. | gaby (gaby0072) | 98.72 | 98% | 2013-07-20 |
| 8729. | Brad (supersnack) | 98.72 | 94% | 2015-11-29 |
| 8730. | Matt (matt05092011) | 98.72 | 98% | 2011-10-05 |
| 8731. | aaron (aaronk02) | 98.71 | 97% | 2024-09-11 |
| 8732. | Lloyd (lloyd_2020) | 98.71 | 97% | 2025-03-20 |
| 8733. | Ghassan (lightbeam) | 98.71 | 99% | 2013-07-09 |
| 8734. | Pach (pachslayer) | 98.71 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 8735. | The greatest (the_greatest231) | 98.70 | 97% | 2024-01-30 |
| 8736. | musta mate (s_tisfaction) | 98.70 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 8737. | Ronnie (ronnie1155) | 98.70 | 93% | 2017-03-15 |
| 8738. | Elif (e_gamer) | 98.69 | 96.2% | 2025-02-08 |
| 8739. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 98.69 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 165,395 | 71.55 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 143 | 74.73 | April 23, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 16 | 40.34 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 76.93 | January 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 4 | 68.91 | June 8, 2021 |