I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22480. | Lance (lanceg1127) | 57.40 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 22481. | Mrinmoy (mrinmoyss) | 57.40 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 22482. | GIGACHAD (coffeeeeee) | 57.39 | 94% | 2020-12-07 |
| 22483. | Cijarot (cijarot) | 57.39 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 22484. | Elad (eladik) | 57.38 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| 22485. | Zayyz (zayyz) | 57.38 | 95% | 2022-03-04 |
| 22486. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 57.38 | 96.1% | 2023-10-03 |
| 22487. | (50shadeofspeed) | 57.38 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 22488. | Mr (positive2003) | 57.37 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 22489. | Levi (funkledunkle) | 57.37 | 94% | 2018-12-27 |
| 22490. | icy (freezing_icy) | 57.37 | 96% | 2023-06-02 |
| 22491. | Nihilum (nihillum) | 57.37 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 22492. | ER1 (erwinorig) | 57.37 | 93% | 2022-06-23 |
| 22493. | XA25 (xa25) | 57.37 | 93% | 2020-12-30 |
| 22494. | Cold Hands (dies_irae) | 57.37 | 95% | 2017-10-16 |
| 22495. | SpeedKing (1t2t3t4t) | 57.37 | 96% | 2017-07-21 |
| 22496. | estrixq. (estixo) | 57.36 | 92% | 2022-10-29 |
| 22497. | Shrikanth (shrikanth_) | 57.36 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 22498. | naruto (matrix_code) | 57.36 | 95% | 2020-01-11 |
| 22499. | Pritam (optopritam) | 57.35 | 95% | 2022-09-05 |
| 22500. | Hamfin (thumbfist) | 57.35 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 22501. | Blake (blazing_phantom) | 57.35 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 22502. | Mister Potato (weihow92) | 57.35 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 22503. | Brian (ccrr) | 57.34 | 96% | 2024-04-30 |
| 22504. | followme (ethish) | 57.34 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 22505. | Ted (serial_rapist) | 57.34 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 22506. | Jakob (fartingalong) | 57.34 | 95% | 2017-07-08 |
| 22507. | Khang (manhkhangvn) | 57.34 | 96% | 2017-06-09 |
| 22508. | Fudl (fudl) | 57.33 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 22509. | Michael (mishuk_sk) | 57.32 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |