I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9278. | Asif (orthocresol) | 84.46 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
| 9279. | Iff (iff21) | 84.46 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 9280. | Harumi (harhaze) | 84.46 | 97% | 2025-08-25 |
| 9281. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 84.45 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 9282. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 9283. | Jack (jackwhitten238) | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-12-23 |
| 9284. | Jacob (labotski) | 84.44 | 95% | 2022-06-10 |
| 9285. | Ahpoo (ahpoo) | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 9286. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 84.43 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 9287. | spectacularcommodity (spect... | 84.43 | 96% | 2024-11-21 |
| 9288. | Julius (julius0520) | 84.43 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 9289. | Rasmus (kennystarfighter_) | 84.42 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 9290. | Guest (superman_ha_ha) | 84.42 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 9291. | kym (kym2006) | 84.41 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
| 9292. | Ollie (entized) | 84.41 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 9293. | Samad (dr_drakonix) | 84.41 | 97% | 2025-08-15 |
| 9294. | Xutong (eliclax) | 84.40 | 99% | 2021-10-23 |
| 9295. | G$ (gtypa) | 84.40 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 9296. | Matooo (matooo) | 84.40 | 96.8% | 2023-12-20 |
| 9297. | Noah (bikecommuter24) | 84.40 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 9298. | RA (hayhayhay111) | 84.39 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 9299. | mt005 (mt005) | 84.39 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 9300. | Holly (blueeyedmama24) | 84.39 | 97% | 2024-10-31 |
| 9301. | Stephanie (naderly) | 84.39 | 97.4% | 2025-02-02 |
| 9302. | Prasanna Pokharel (prasanna... | 84.38 | 96% | 2025-10-28 |
| 9303. | Andrew (get_hyped20) | 84.37 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| 9304. | Klei (kleimmune) | 84.37 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 9305. | Tran (trantando1) | 84.37 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 9306. | Cam (anckii) | 84.37 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 9307. | qbit (qixotic) | 84.37 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |