So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32279. | Mark (marklwembe) | 48.51 | 94% | 2021-01-15 |
| 32280. | Menendez (msultanalhakim) | 48.51 | 94% | 2016-04-24 |
| 32281. | Matt (dealz) | 48.51 | 91% | 2016-09-05 |
| 32282. | Rachel (crazymom101) | 48.51 | 92% | 2013-01-21 |
| 32283. | Fernando Morato (fernandomo... | 48.50 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 32284. | a (lugiuno) | 48.50 | 95% | 2019-01-05 |
| 32285. | ShitKnight (shitknightmcswag) | 48.50 | 90% | 2015-01-07 |
| 32286. | Patricia (pjohnsonloly) | 48.49 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 32287. | Aibar (aibari4) | 48.49 | 94% | 2023-07-31 |
| 32288. | Nai (naimaa) | 48.49 | 95% | 2011-12-27 |
| 32289. | Ahmed (gemy_amin) | 48.48 | 94% | 2023-03-05 |
| 32290. | Murphy (murphy912) | 48.48 | 95.8% | 2023-08-29 |
| 32291. | Anurag (anuraganand) | 48.48 | 93% | 2014-12-14 |
| 32292. | marta (mgiralt) | 48.48 | 95% | 2013-07-11 |
| 32293. | Tamao (serizawa) | 48.48 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 32294. | kamall (kamtangy) | 48.48 | 92% | 2013-11-24 |
| 32295. | Pete (peteyboy) | 48.47 | 86% | 2013-11-13 |
| 32296. | sostan (sostan) | 48.47 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 32297. | Xinyu (xiaobao) | 48.47 | 92% | 2015-10-08 |
| 32298. | rt (matilda_) | 48.47 | 84% | 2012-01-27 |
| 32299. | avocadoLover (avocado_lover) | 48.46 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
| 32300. | Jillian (mouse7117) | 48.46 | 85% | 2012-05-09 |
| 32301. | hadi (hadi__007) | 48.46 | 92.4% | 2021-03-01 |
| 32302. | Jacob (jromo_12) | 48.45 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 32303. | chris (n0ise) | 48.45 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
| 32304. | Guest (lkss) | 48.45 | 93% | 2016-11-30 |
| 32305. | Deep (deeppatel) | 48.44 | 95% | 2023-02-21 |
| 32306. | Michael (mwalter32123) | 48.44 | 90% | 2011-12-11 |
| 32307. | mehul (mehul22) | 48.44 | 95.9% | 2023-07-25 |
| 32308. | Fedde (fedde_1) | 48.44 | 95.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |