So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17141. | Raymond (yarray) | 73.02 | 88% | 2014-08-18 |
| 17142. | Tami (miso) | 73.02 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 17143. | Max (max_6058) | 73.01 | 95% | 2022-03-16 |
| 17144. | Sexy (kimochichinchin) | 73.01 | 94% | 2020-11-26 |
| 17145. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 73.01 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 17146. | anilovic (anilovic) | 73.01 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
| 17147. | Quyền (quyenhoang) | 73.01 | 97% | 2013-01-14 |
| 17148. | Typer (ckyle) | 73.01 | 94% | 2015-01-19 |
| 17149. | Dorime (vojing) | 73.00 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 17150. | Finn (finn7736) | 73.00 | 98% | 2016-10-28 |
| 17151. | Pest (pestisbest) | 72.99 | 99% | 2022-08-10 |
| 17152. | Mr A (anjesxin) | 72.99 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 17153. | Gamer (former_uganda_presid... | 72.99 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 17154. | Bidou (bidou) | 72.99 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 17155. | Yousef (yousef_salama) | 72.99 | 95% | 2012-11-14 |
| 17156. | Daniel (dbillett1) | 72.99 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 17157. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 72.98 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 17158. | TribalAxe (darkulas) | 72.98 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 17159. | matt (mathster09) | 72.98 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 17160. | landeez (landeeznuts) | 72.98 | 96.9% | 2021-01-27 |
| 17161. | Nguyen (ntnghiabk) | 72.98 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 17162. | _NoOne_ (ankit_) | 72.98 | 94% | 2016-02-13 |
| 17163. | Masif (masifcox) | 72.97 | 95% | 2020-04-10 |
| 17164. | Dalton (dawg_d) | 72.97 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 17165. | Neil (xdestroyer2x) | 72.97 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 17166. | Flash (bala6978) | 72.97 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 17167. | Nash (n4sh) | 72.97 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 17168. | Matt (mattyo614) | 72.97 | — | 2010-07-14 |
| 17169. | Bob (ieatyou1) | 72.97 | 89% | 2016-07-10 |
| 17170. | zarif (zarif911) | 72.96 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |