So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10875. | tstats[slowpoke124] (slowpo... | 83.87 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 10876. | Cody (smartwentcody) | 83.87 | 92% | 2011-05-27 |
| 10877. | jade (jadekat) | 83.87 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 10878. | JZ (truestoryguy) | 83.86 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
| 10879. | cee (cxelle) | 83.86 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 10880. | Bagged (bagged_milk33) | 83.86 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 10881. | avi (dude571) | 83.86 | 98% | 2014-05-05 |
| 10882. | Ellen (tjsgkb) | 83.85 | 91% | 2011-11-04 |
| 10883. | mercury (uranianumbra) | 83.85 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 10884. | Chandrano (lawlner) | 83.85 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 10885. | Gavin (gavinhardison) | 83.85 | 93% | 2016-08-03 |
| 10886. | :) (pennani) | 83.85 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 10887. | Faisal (faisalsharif1) | 83.85 | 95% | 2012-07-26 |
| 10888. | King (kingthiccness) | 83.85 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 10889. | Maria (mariaotonashi) | 83.85 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 10890. | peter (mazzmos) | 83.85 | 96% | 2012-12-09 |
| 10891. | Arnon (bonfuifui) | 83.84 | 97.7% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10892. | Scott (a_simple_educator) | 83.84 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 10893. | Zeke (itzzeke) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-09-14 |
| 10894. | Sean (mathematics0) | 83.84 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 10895. | Vince (novaveteran) | 83.84 | 99% | 2013-01-27 |
| 10896. | Matti (d3_aston) | 83.84 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
| 10897. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 83.84 | 99% | 2018-08-18 |
| 10898. | ProbablyButter (probablybut... | 83.84 | 94% | 2016-05-05 |
| 10899. | Joshua (lysergicdie) | 83.83 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 10900. | sarai (yuki3721) | 83.83 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 10901. | Sukant (sukant) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 10902. | Mishinz (mishinz) | 83.83 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 10903. | Derrick (derrickliang) | 83.82 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 10904. | Amy (da_typa999) | 83.82 | 98% | 2017-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |