I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4055. | Tani (tanigross3) | 106.63 | 96% | 2025-05-30 |
| 4056. | Jumz (mrpaperman) | 106.63 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 4057. | Le (aryxz) | 106.62 | 97.4% | 2023-08-14 |
| 4058. | josh (joshbuggy) | 106.61 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 4059. | akshat (akxs) | 106.61 | 98.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 4060. | Lucky (bigowlyeyes) | 106.60 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 4061. | Matthew (mbryantms) | 106.60 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 4062. | Ted (macfan) | 106.60 | 100% | 2021-03-09 |
| 4063. | Jarga (jarga) | 106.59 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 4064. | Sun (headedead) | 106.57 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 4065. | Buppy (buppy212) | 106.56 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| 4066. | Griff (griffgriffgriff) | 106.56 | 96% | 2017-03-22 |
| 4067. | Chi (348cdt21) | 106.55 | 99% | 2017-11-15 |
| 4068. | sweettea (elwessweettea) | 106.54 | 98% | 2023-01-21 |
| 4069. | wtfamidoing (acc99) | 106.54 | 98.6% | 2023-07-03 |
| 4070. | danny (stewyvirus) | 106.53 | 98.4% | 2024-06-12 |
| 4071. | Alex (mathcruncher) | 106.52 | 99% | 2017-02-09 |
| 4072. | falling down (_nirvana) | 106.52 | 98% | 2018-10-07 |
| 4073. | Ciprian (cippo) | 106.51 | 97% | 2018-07-10 |
| 4074. | Stefan (baltodk) | 106.50 | 97.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 4075. | George (ausp1c1ous) | 106.49 | 98.3% | 2023-08-23 |
| 4076. | Andrew (speedy314) | 106.49 | 95% | 2017-04-30 |
| 4077. | acsim (acsim) | 106.49 | 99% | 2017-12-14 |
| 4078. | Hanny (@hannyglorify) (mons... | 106.47 | 95% | 2026-04-18 |
| 4079. | adam (ajpiano) | 106.47 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 4080. | gonorrhea (n1ght) | 106.46 | 96% | 2017-12-11 |
| 4081. | 000 (oknotok_) | 106.45 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 4082. | MeowPichu (skyarchbeast) | 106.45 | 99% | 2020-04-05 |
| 4083. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 106.45 | 99% | 2018-05-22 |
| 4084. | David (d8vidherrera) | 106.44 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |